Things Which, The First Amendment Notwithstanding, One Must Not Do In a Crowded Theater

Yell “Fire!” Not yell “Fire!” providing a) that there is, in fact, a fire, and b) that you are the only one to have noticed it. Burn the fucking theater down.

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  1. Yell “Fire!”
  2. Not yell “Fire!” providing
    a) that there is, in fact, a fire, and
    b) that you are the only one to have noticed it.
  3. Burn the fucking theater down.

One Comment on “Things Which, The First Amendment Notwithstanding, One Must Not Do In a Crowded Theater”

  1. atari #

    Made me lol. Intense. Short, but hilarious. :) :D

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