Overthinking Movies


Keep Citizen Kane Great

Citizen Kane is a terrific movie. Just terrific. It’s the best movie. Ok? I have great people, the American Film Institute, the best people. You all know it’s the best movie, They’re telling me it’s the best movie. We are … Continued


Make Time Travel Great Again

We need to stop the intrusion of time travelers across our borders. When the future sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people who have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re … Continued


Make Deadpool Great Again

People have been talking a lot about this Deadpool guy. I get it. He’s a lot like me. Aggressive businessman. Speaks his mind. Hideous skin. But why is he always talking to the camera? You’re in a movie, idiot. Pretend … Continued