Male nudity is one of the last great taboos in movieland. Oh sure, female nudity still raises eyebrows, but people think of The Piano as A) a surreal anti-patriarchal love story, and B) “that film where you see Harvey Keitel naked – like, NAKED naked,” never mind about Holly Hunter. Yes, there’s something about the on-screen penis (the onscreenis, if you will), that our culture can’t process. It’s not an event that happens in a movie, it’s an event in its own right.
And that’s even more true when the nudity is combined with violence. Read on for a survey of cinema’s greatest Naked Manfights.
Warning: Spoilers ahead, natch.
Warning 2: While I haven’t included any images that you couldn’t broadcast on NYPD Blue, it miiiight be best to read this one on your home computer.
Women In Love
The Year: 1969
The Pugilists: Oliver Reed and Alan Bates, back when they both were strapping young specimens.
The Director: Ken Russell
Fighting style: Judo vs. greco-roman wrestling
Nature of Combat: Friendly sparring and/or sublimated fornication
Nature of Cinematic Experience: Deliberate, carefully choreographed, lovingly shot. Surprisingly violent at the beginning: they’re doing Judo on a hardwood floor, and when Reed gets dropped on his back the foley artists throw in a wince-inducing crash. Towards the end, the pace of the action slows down considerably and the two men pretty much just writhe, grunt, and sweat. (Mind you, this is also true of most actual wrestling matches.)
Homoerotic content: Faaaabulous! Slightly before the fight, Reed admits to Bates that he had long since given up finding “one… woman… who would make [his] life complete,” and afterwards Bates tells Reed that “you and I are spiritually and emotionally close, so it’s only natural that we should become physically close as well.” From the way it’s shot, the audience is pretty much left to decide for themselves whether this is a sexualized fight scene, or just a sex scene that starts as a fight scene.
Homophobic Content: None that I could detect. Their relationship is a little weird, but presented as a good thing… although, as in Brokeback Mountain, one of the men has to die tragically to make it acceptable to the wider audience.
The Dongs: Bouncing freely in the firelight.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
The Year: 2006
The Pugilists: Sacha Baron Cohen and Ken Davitian
The Director: Larry Charles, but I think we can pretty much blame this on Baron Cohen.
The fighting style: Springeresque flailing
Nature of Combat: Two friends coming to blows over a woman – fighting with intent to harm, but without will to seriously injure.
Nature of Cinematic Experience: Awkward, improvised, intermittently hilarious, but surprisingly dull (which indeed could describe the rest of the Borat film). Shot in cinéma-vérité style with extremely long unbroken takes, forcing the audience to confront the unpleasant spectacle.
Homoerotic Content: Opportunistic. The fight begins when Baron Cohen finds Davitian committing an act of self-abuse to Baron Cohen’s picture of Pamela Anderson, which would seem to confirm the hetero credentials of both men. But the two characters clearly have a deep and meaningful emotional connection… and although the fight is really never anything other than a fight, they both seem to be craving some kind of physical contact.
Homophobic Content: Ambiguous. The film gets a lot of mileage out of culture clash, exploring the hilarious shenanigans that those crazy Kazakhs get up to, and the most “hilarious” shenanigan of all is “a naked man touching another naked man.” So although it’s mostly Kazakh-phobic, it’s also pretty homophobic on a deeper level. But one wonders whether the audience is even in on the joke here. Is Baron Cohen just mocking US for finding this kind of thing amusing?
The Dongs: Tastefully obscured by black censor bars (or occasionally, in Davitian’s case, by stray rolls of fat). By the way, either Sacha Baron Cohen is loaded for bear, or the guy who drew in the censor bars was trying to flatter his way into a pay raise.
The Year: 2007
The Pugilists: Viggo Mortensen, David Papava, and Tamer Hassan
The Director: David Cronenberg
The fighting style: No-holds barred Siberian jailhouse whoopass/possibly systema
Nature of Combat: Knife-wielding Chechen hitmen learn a hard lesson about who you should try to stab in a bathhouse. (Here’s a hint: it’s not this guy.) Bloody, dirty, to-the-death.
Nature of Cinematic Experience: Action packed, exceedingly violent, brutal to the point where it stops being fun. The editing and to a certain degree the fight choreography are clearly inspired by the Bourne movies.
Homoerotic content: Slim to none. There is no eroticism of any kind in this film… or in any film of Cronenberg’s that I have seen. On the other hand, one of the people who ordered the hit is an evil closeted gay mobster who earlier in the film is shown to have a serious thing for Viggo. So you could look at the scene as a kind of violent seduction by proxy, if you were so inclined. Which I guess, having typed that, I am.
Homophobic content: The abovementioned evil closeted gay mobster sums it up pretty nicely. Mind you, that mobster’s severely homophobic father is portrayed as even more evil, so it’s not like the film’s politics are unambiguously regressive. (They’re just ambiguously regressive.) Also, repeat the “homophobic content” entry for the Borat movie, but replace “Kazakhs” with “Russians,” and “hilarious” with “creepy,” and remove any suggestion that the filmmakers were trying to get us to consider our own prejudices. (Credit to Mr. Levin, whose comment to this effect inspired this whole post.)
The Dong (solitary): Briefly glimpsed during tumbles and high kicks. Neither lingered on nor covered up. Nominated for an academy award.
So that’s the rundown. Do you detect any patterns here? What does it mean that over time, the violence has gone up while the eroticism has gone down? What does it mean that the only comedy out of the three is the only one to shy away from male frontal nudity? What does it mean that one of these is thoroughly British, the second has a British star, and the third was filmed in London? What does it mean that ALL of these films were nominated for at least one Oscar? Leave your thoughts in the comments.
What about naked girlfights, or are there any outside of porn? Indeed, it occurs to me that there’s plenty of female nudity in sex scenes, but very little male nudity and a lot more male nudity in fight scenes than female (if there’s any at all). They say the use of cinematic nudity portrays a sort of peeling back of everything but a person’s core emotions…perhaps Hollywood is trying to make some sort of statement about gender roles, that men are natural born killers and women are sex objects? Inquiring minds want to know…
Another recent naked manfight springs to mind: Beowulf vs. Grendel.
Of course, Beowulf’s computer-generated, and Grendel isn’t really a “man.” But still.
I think the answer to your question lies somewhere in the movie _Species_.
Or in a blog post somebody wrote after watching _Species_ four times in a row.
That sounds like a project – and not an entirely unpleasant one . . .
. . . because of the fine performance by Sir Ben Kingsley, of course.
I mark _Species_ as the beginning of his “Slumming Period” – which continues with _The Love Guru_.
Doesn’t Paul Newman have to get naked to make his escape from Swedish thugs in “The prize” (1963)? I can’t remember if he actually fights anyone. Otherwise the movie plays a lot like “North by northwest” (1959), both being written by Ernest Lehmann.
CppThis: Interesting point. It seems particularly relevant to Eastern Promises, where there’s male nudity in the fight scene and female nudity in a sex scene. (The sex scene is every bit as ugly and disturbing as the naked fight, btw.)
Fred F: The Prize sounds great! Netflix doesn’t seem to have it (why??), but I’ll have to track it down… maybe this post will get a part 2.
Arnie and some schmo in the snow at the beginning of “Red Heat.”
The “Women In Love” scene is just lovely.