
Michael Bay: A Quantitative Comparative Analysis
How bad is Michael Bay, really? And how does he compare to some of the greatest directors of our time, quantitatively?
How bad is Michael Bay, really? And how does he compare to some of the greatest directors of our time, quantitatively?
Forget Gozer and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. What about the cash flow problem?
“No Fate” did not spring fully formed from James Cameron’s skull. It’s a messy doctrine from a narrative point of view, and from a meta-narrative point of view, it’s the undoing of the franchise.
Admit it: you liked Episode One when you first saw it. And you didn’t think Jar Jar was all that bad.
Angela Lansbury = Skynet?
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What happens when you put a violent edgy video game onto a sleek showoff toy and take them into public?
Say hello to my distinctively sounding little friend.
Given his fixation with people/things that have only one of something (ponies and tricks, dogs and legs, men with arms, etc.), we figured it’d go something like this: (Lyrics by Belinkie, Fenzel, and Lee. Guitar, piano, and vocals by Lee.) … Continued
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There is no future. There is no past. do you see, bra?
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Americans don’t make things anymore. They Photoshop things.
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