Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes

Let’s scope out The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes, bro.

1. Grace Kelly

Long considered the epitome of style and elegance, Grace Kelly is without a doubt the most eminently boffable Hitchcock blonde. After lighting up the screen in To Catch a Thief, Rear Window and Dial M for Murder, Grace Kelly married the Prince of Monaco. If I had my own country, I’d change the laws so I could marry a dozen women at once, then I’d marry Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, Katy Perry and Brooklyn Decker. Then I’d make it illegal for them to wear clothes. Sorry, ladies – like my boy Jeremy B. said, the law is the expression of the general will!

4 Comments on “Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes”

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  2. Tom #

    You could probably get this front-paged at HuffPo if you put [SLIDESHOW] at the beginning of the title.


  3. Paul #

    “you can totally spot nips.” almost caused a spit take. You could write for College Humor now.


  4. Tom Houseman #

    From now on I will only refer to Grace Kelly as “eminently boffable.” Freaking hilarious.


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