Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes

Let’s scope out The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes, bro.

4. Eva Marie Saint.

This naughty nymph from Newark is the best thing to come out of Jersey since my unlicensed Viagra shipments (hey-o!). She plays Cary Grant like a pro before inviting him back to her train car for a little North-on-Northwest action. But Grant’s got her figured out. He’s one of the original PUAs.

4 Comments on “Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes”

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  2. Tom #

    You could probably get this front-paged at HuffPo if you put [SLIDESHOW] at the beginning of the title.


  3. Paul #

    “you can totally spot nips.” almost caused a spit take. You could write for College Humor now.


  4. Tom Houseman #

    From now on I will only refer to Grace Kelly as “eminently boffable.” Freaking hilarious.


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