Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes

Let’s scope out The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes, bro.

Say what you like about Hitchcock, the dude knew his women! He surrounded himself with some world-class hotties – a fine stable of prime wool for himself, Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart to pick from. He had game before The Game even had game.

Let’s scope out The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes, bro.

5. Janet Leigh

A good girl gone bad, Janet Leigh turned heads in Psycho. Not just good-looking, she knew how to jack that paper, too. Leigh made film history – and erection history – with her infamous shower scene. Word has it that if you freeze frame and look carefully, you can totally spot nips.

4 Comments on “Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes”

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  2. Tom #

    You could probably get this front-paged at HuffPo if you put [SLIDESHOW] at the beginning of the title.


  3. Paul #

    “you can totally spot nips.” almost caused a spit take. You could write for College Humor now.


  4. Tom Houseman #

    From now on I will only refer to Grace Kelly as “eminently boffable.” Freaking hilarious.


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