The Evolution of the IMDb Memorable Quotes Page

The Evolution of the IMDb Memorable Quotes Page

When did the IMDb Memorable Quotes section get to be such a mess? And why?

Believe it or not, I didn’t pick this topic just as an excuse to be a curmudgeon – though with me that’s always an added bonus. I picked it because overthinking it will be instructive.

IMDb may have been on the Web since 1992, but it dates back to the rec.arts.movies Usenet newsgroup in 1989. The “database,” in that time, was the output of a number of lists and Perl scripts designed by Col Needham, Chuck Musciano and recent podcast guest Randal L. Schwartz. Usenet posts weren’t good for a lot besides text. So it makes sense that the original categories of the database, such as Memorable Quotes, would be largely textual.

But IMDb has evolved to more than a repository of Usenet posts. It now has many forms of rich media. IMDb’s page for Crank 2: High Voltage features photos and video. You can scroll down hypertext links on the side, or pull them out of a drop-down. It’s a dense, interactive experience. It’s no longer just text.

Given that the Memorable Quotes aren’t “quotes” per se, we can sit on the sidelines and judge. Or we can ask: what is it that the authors of these “quotes” are trying to accomplish?

Consider the Memorable Quotes for Crank 2:

Long Beach Nose Punch Triad: [points a two tone Springfield XD pistol at Chev] Lost?
Chev Chelios: Nope.
[parries the gun out of the gunman’s hand and slams his forearm in his face knocking him out]

At the risk of repeating myself, that’s not actually a quote. Here’s the same exchange as a quote:

Long Beach Nose Punch Triad: Lost?
Chev Chelios: Nope.

But that’s not memorable. There’d be no reason to preserve that text. What makes it memorable is Jason Statham’s delivery of the line and his execution of rapid violence immediately following it. The dialogue’s almost an afterthought. Imagine the exchange without dialogue; it’d still work.

This isn’t a memorable quote. It’s a memorable scene.


The words would just get in the way here.

IMDb thrives on a lot of user-generated content. When a user submits a “quote” that’s full of stage directions and opinionated riffs on the action surrounding it, what they’re trying to do is reconstruct a scene. “Remember that time? In The Dark Knight? When the Joker’s teasing Rachel Dawes and then Batman shows up and says, ‘Then you’re gonna love me’? Wasn’t that great?” It was great, anonymous Internet fan. But it was great because of Heath Ledger’s magnetic performance, the tension around whether or not he’d injure Maggie Gyllenhaal’s character, the music heightening the suspense and the cinematography keeping Christian Bale out of the frame until he delivered that line. The dialogue itself, while cool, wasn’t what made the scene great.

The Memorable Quotes page on IMDb would be better served as a Memorable Scenes page, where users could submit short Flash clips of cool scenes in the movie. It would take some serious quality control, of course. But the process of evaluating quotes to go on the Memorable Quotes page takes quality control today. So it’s a question of degree – more people watching video – rather than direction. Set some limits on file size and the number of uploads per user per day and you’ve blocked out a lot of spammers already.

(And, of course, it’d probably fail under the DMCA. But that’s another hurdle entirely)

The idea of users submitting scenes they liked – bits of video to stream on the Internet – would be unthinkable in 1992. It’d be a stretch in 2002. In 2010, however, it’s the cornerstone of a business model. That’s why the IMDb Memorable Quotes page used to have more actual quotes than it does today: because that’s all that was conceivable to a user in the pre-UGC era. Sure, I’ll bet users wished they could reconstruct an entire scene in an upload. But such a thought was impossible in the 20th century.

But now, of course, all that is possible. And unless IMDb creates a forum for people to upload that sort of rich content, the Memorable Quotes page will continue growing cluttered.

That’s not a prediction of doom: that’s the way online media is evolving. If I want to relive the scene where the T-101 lowers into the vat of molten steel at the end of Terminator 2, I can search for the dialogue on the Memorable Quotes page for T2 on IMDb. Or I can look for the video on YouTube. Which will be more satisfying? There’s no collection of text – [John Connor beats his fists against the T-101’s chest, weeping] – that can match the melodrama of watching the actual scene.

The Memorable Quotes page is as cluttered as it is because the users of IMDb want that rich experience. They want to recreate the intense emotional experiences they felt watching a well-constructed scene for the first time. But the language of film is too complex for that. You can’t capture the greatest scenes in cinema with stage directions: [Rick lifts Ilsa’s chin up; Major Kong straddles the bomb; Luke lets go of the antenna; the tattooed prisoner throws the detonator out the ferry window]. You need the moment itself. And technology has evolved to preserve that moment. IMDb needs to evolve, too.

But don’t quote me on that.

Update: former IMDb Quotes Editor Bob Glickstein weighed in on the changing nature of the Quotes submission process:

While Quotes Editor, I enforced a style that Perich recalls fondly, one in which quotes were by and large pithy, could stand on their own with minimal context (e.g. stage directions), and stated something truly memorable: something about the human condition, for instance, or something that could whisk the reader right back into the emotional heart of a scene.

During my tenure we had no quotes from movie trailers, no quotes that could not be understood out of context, and few overlong scenes. The ones of those that I did include came from prolific and reliable quote submitters whom I did not wish to alienate by disregarding the work they’d put into transcribing them; and even then, I usually managed to carve them up into separate bite-sized quote morsels.

Problem was (as Perich rightly points out) that ensuring the accuracy and suitability of quotes that IMDb users submitted — in ever-increasing numbers, with an ever-decreasing signal-to-noise ratio — was nearly a full-time job all by itself


20 Comments on “The Evolution of the IMDb Memorable Quotes Page”

  1. Kimbo Jones #

    Well, ACTUALLY :) it wasn’t the T-1000, it was the T-101.


    • John Perich OTI Staff #

      Good thing you caught that before Mark Lee did. He might have poured liquid metal down my throat while I slept.


      • lee OTI Staff #

        Who’s to say that I won’t do that anyway?


      • Kimbo Jones #

        I thought the same thing… :P


  2. lee OTI Staff #

    “There’s no collection of text — [John Connor beats his fists against (Ahnuld’s) chest, weeping] — that can match the melodrama of watching the actual scene.”

    If “I know now why you cry…but it is something I can never do” isn’t a bonafide “memorable quote,” then I don’t know what is.

    [Lee’s hand makes a “thumbs up,” then slowly descends into the molten steel.]


  3. fenzel #

    Well, ACTUALLY

    The Terminator isn’t a T-101, in either Terminator or Terminator 2. He’s a T-800, Model 101.


    • Kimbo Jones #

      Fair enough. :)


  4. Wade #

    One thing that’s always bugged me about the Memorable Quotes pages are all the [From Trailer] quotes. Six of the first ten quotes from the Inception page apparently came “from the trailer”, but every one of them is also in the actual movie. Do people seriously care whether a given quote was featured in the trailer?

    Also, as much as I enjoy Googling simple things for people, I *love* being a total jerk about it sometimes.


    • Jamas Enright #

      Some times, scenes in the trailer don’t end up in the movie (or an alternative version turns up), thus indicating the source isn’t that inappropriate.


      • Wade #

        While that’s true, it hardly necessitates posting every single line from a brand new trailer, particularly when it’s an exchange whose individual lines come from entirely different scenes.

        Example [From Toy Story 3]:

        Andy’s Mom: [from trailer]
        [speaking to someone else]
        Andy’s Mom: Andy’s going to college. Can you believe it?
        Andy: Mom, I’m not leaving ’til Friday.
        Andy’s Mom: [about Andy’s toys in the toy chest] What are you going to do with these old toys?

        I do agree that there are instances in which adding [From Trailer] becomes useful, but more often than not it’s just more clutter.


  5. Matthew Wrather OTI Staff #

    I realize I am an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but doesn’t it bother anyone else that we’ve come no longer to distinguish between “quote” (v.) and “quotation” (n.)?

    I realize that “Memorable Quotations” wouldn’t fit in the IMDb sidebar. And that nobody cares anymore. But I can’t help but feel that there hath pass’d away a glory from the earth.


    • DaveMc #

      Yeah, and let us take a moment to mourn the passing of the correct use of “comprise”, slain by people constantly using it incorrectly in a vain effort to sound posh. *Sniff* I shall always have a slight facial tic reaction when I read “The movie is comprised of three main sections.”

      But then let us remind ourselves that English (like all languages) is a vast, living tapestry whose cloth is woven anew as time passes, and that after a while if enough people refer to something as a “frog”, that starts to be what the word means, even if the animal in question waddles, swims in the water, and quacks, and all us old fogies *know* full well it should be called a “duck.”


  6. Anton Sirius #

    I could not disagree more strongly with this:

    “The Memorable Quotes page on IMDb would be better served as a Memorable Scenes page, where users could submit short Flash clips of cool scenes in the movie.”

    IMDB needs both a Memorable Quotes page and a Memorable Scenes page. When I want to look up the exact phrasing of “How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?”, IMDB is still the best place to find it.


    • John Perich OTI Staff #

      That’s a fair point. I’d be happy with a Memorable Scenes page in addition to the Quotations page.


      • stokes #

        One could go further: why not pages for Memorable Costumes, Memorable Music Cues, Memorable Cinematography, Memorable Editing?

        Someone with an IMDB account should submit the following quote for Jaws, just to see if they accept it.

        [Orchestra]: “Dunh-DUM.”


        • Wordsmith #

          On that note, nothing distressed me more than watching a “Top 20 Movie Quotes” countdown, and Psycho’s “Ee-ee-ee” coming in at around 11th place.


  7. Simber #

    Would it help to say that the excerpts you’re bemoaning are quotations from the screenplay and not from the actual movies? I have the idea that more and more of the IMDb ‘volunteers’ are actually studio publicists with trigger happy copy-paste-skills.
    Oh, and isn’t there a ‘Memorable Scenes’ site already? It’s called YouTube.


  8. miss lizzers #

    Please observe how imdb has already read your mind:

    Incidentally, I spend more time cruising the memorable quotes section than anyone you know. I prefer to think of them as “scenelets.” I harvest these scenelets and create movie games where people pair up, act them out for the group and people have to guess what movie they’re from. I’ve been doing this for years – I have about 50 different games and a 500 page document of quotes I’ve culled. Imdb memorable quotesTM changed my life!

    Anyway, I think your article is dead on, and while semantically “memorable quotes” is misleading, I hope they keep doing what they’re doing. Pages and pages of obvious one-liners wouldn’t be much fun for anyone.

    I actually just clicked the “watch quote” button for the first time, and it’s interesting – it jumps you to different parts of the movie trailer. So maybe that’s all they can get the rights to? That’s a hugely limiting factor, but it’ll also keep out clutter and spammers.


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