Crystal Skull on Overthinking It

Great plan, comrades

Great plan, comrades

The movie begins with a heavily-armed group of Russian soldiers attacking an American military base. That seems like the kind of thing that could touch off a war. Can we at least agree that it’s probably something the Russians wouldn’t … Continued

I'm not done complaining yet

I’m not done complaining yet

So we have no reason to believe Mutt Williams¬†has any globe-trotting experience whatsoever. He’s a motorcycle repair-guy/greaser. When he sees a scorpion in the cemetery, he reacts with an “I’m a city mouse” look of horror. Anyway, 45 minutes later, … Continued