I had a great dinner. I did. They tell me I had some great food, and I’m telling you I won that dinner. We all did. They were telling me I won it by ten thousand. Fifteen thousand?
Think about what you do. You go out. You tell them, you tell them I want this food. And sometimes you look at the menu. It’s terrible. It’s terrible.
I’m saying I had a great dinner, I got in, I got out, I think that’s a good system. That’s a good system, not influenced improperly.
Do you think I had a good dinner? I did! Stand up! Stand up! You, with the cans! Blonde! Yeah, beautiful! I love Tom Brady. He’s great. Absolutely. This was a great dinner. Okay?
Here’s the thing though, we don’t have restaurants anymore. We don’t. They’ve been taken over. We used to, but we don’t. It’s all paid for, and you’re not paying for it, I’m not paying for it. I pay for my dinner. I pay for it myself, okay?
You understand what I mean. I’m only controlled by one man. That man is you, the people. That’s what I’m doing.
Our country’s in trouble. We have diners, okay, there are diners in the country. There are drive-ins. We don’t win anymore. We don’t. And we have dives. I never thought I’d be talking about this ever.
We have diners, we have drive-ins, and we have dives, and we have this guy, and he’s out there, and he’s telling everyone “I’m here at Rosie’s for the best corned beef on the north side of side of Chi-town!” And he’s not. He’s not.
Ivanka had a great dinner. We can’t beat ISIS.
So, it’s pretty sad. There’s diners that could have been restaurants, and there’s Donkey Sauce. There are donkeys, and nobody can mess with us. Donkey Sauce. We are going to take care of our vets. Donkey Sauce. Those days are over.
We have sandwiches, and the sandwiches are being humiliated by the way all these special interests, this guy. Fieri. Guy Fieri. I hear people saying “Guy Fieri, he goes to the diners, drive-ins and dives. That’s the name of his show. Hi I’m Guy Fieri, and welcome to Diners, okay, and welcome to Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.”
Guy Fiery just walked right up there, boom, boom, boom, and I do it, and I’ve got a pulled pork sandwich with sautéed unions, and I don’t know if that’s a thing, but I have it, and it’s great. I’ve got the best pulled pork sandwiches. I am self funded. And who is this guy? I make the best deals for pulled pork sandwiches.
We are getting killed, and it’s this guy is killing us. “Hey I’m Guy Fieri, and I’m here at Dru’s Burgers outside Little Rock, Arkansas, where they’ve been flipping patties with a soul food twist since 1989.” Erectile dysfunction. Gout. Jock itch.
A loser. He’s a lightweight, and I know there’s political correctness, and I’m tired of it. The police of this country are fantastic. But this guy has Donkey Sauce. Donkey Sauce, okay?
It’s going to end. It’s going to end. I have the best Donkey Sauce. Nobody makes Donkey Sauce like I make Donkey Sauce. Nobody. We have NATO. People tell me and I make the best Donkey Sauce. We are going to make Donkey Sauce Great Again.
We are going to the diners, we are going to the drive-ins, we are going to the dives, and we are going to build a wall.
Every time this guy, who may be a maniac. We are building a wall. “Hey I’m Guy Fieri, and I’m here at Mama’s in Knoxville Kentucky, where three lovely ladies have built a booming business from their mom’s mouth-watering bourbon blueberry pie.” I make the best blueberry pie. Syphilis. We are going to build a wall.
We are going to build a wall around the diners, we are going to build a wall around the drive-ins and we are going to build a wall around the dives, and we’re going to make Guy Fieri pay for it.