Another year, another New York City Comic Con—and where else would we Overthinkers be? This weekend, Mark Lee and I ventured into this sublime, swag-filled, seething hive of humanity to subject it to the level of scrutiny to which it has grown accustomed. Below you’ll find news of Marvel’s coming digital offerings, my adventures in Comic Con speed dating (oh yes), and how I made an ass of myself in front of Keri Russell.
But first, cosplay! Though Mark and I were turned away from the NYCC Eastern Champions of Cosplay competition, there were plenty of nerdy getups to ogle on the main floor. This year’s most popular costumes had a soldierly quality – think fewer broadswords and more flak jackets and blasters. Marvel’s partially to blame. I spied multiple Captain Americas (and heard several Hail Hydras, for that matter), as well as various Hawkeyes and Iron Men (whom I’ll call “military-adjacent”). Even more prevalent were the soldiers of fortune. Unsurprisingly, Starlords abounded, taking their rightful place beside the Boba Fetts.
But where were the Thors of yore, I ask you? Nowhere! I saw one Loki, but I expected dozens! Dozens of Lokis! Were there Hulks? I saw no Hulks. Would you not expect some Doctors Strange, given the recent announcement of his upcoming film? And yet. There was a large-ish group of Spidermen and women, but, for the most part, the military-flavored Marvel heroes left their more fantastical brethren in the dust.
There were many other, non-Marvel soldiers, mercs, bounty hunters, and battle-bots traipsing around, too. What was the deal? Why did I see so many guns but only a single Game of Thrones character (Daenerys)? Film critics have argued that fantasy movies became particularly popular in the 2000s because the despairing masses needed to escape the onslaught of war images and the ever-looming specter of terrorism. If that’s the case, does the decline of fantasy cosplay and rise of semi-realistic, soldierly cosplay mean today’s nerds are actually feeling more hopeful? Perhaps we feel we can play soldiers again, because fewer of us need to be them in the real world.
Or maybe we’ve just become a different kind of escapist. Maybe, at this point, we have become so cynical about our government and its military that our greatest fantasy is to form a small group of badass but ethical renegades that can finally blow up the conspiracies created by our dastardly politicians and generals.
…All while using their super-sweet, military-grade weapons and armor, of course. Because, maybe, in the end, it’s just about the cool tech. In the 2000s and even the very early 2010s, we were still on the fence about the speed at which technology was advancing. We were reading dozens of articles about technology and information overload, so we retreated into magical worlds filled with dragons and kid wizards and vampires. Today, The New York Times isn’t so much worried about tech overload; it’s shilling the latest app that will track your every move so you know how many calories you burned while flipping through Tinder. In today’s world, swords and sorcery are growing passé. We’ve embraced the shiny: the iPhones, the laser guns, the war-bots.
Eh. I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go, and I probably should be taking Chris Nolan’s Batman movies into account when I make these completely unsubstantiated arguments. But it’s almost midnight, people, and I spent my weekend clawing through thickets of people so I could BUY A DAMN TOTORO KEYCHAIN OKAY?!
For whatever reason, Comic Con cosplayers have geared up up for war, and the pros at the Marvel House of Ideas Digital Panel are going with them. According to them, the connections among superheroes, the military, guns-for-hire, and the U.S. government at large will continue to be salient, at least in Marvel’s digital offerings. Along with new mobile games and a superhero-inspired-cooking-show web-series (really), they’re working on a documentary with a strong focus on the Civil War comic series, a political allegory about the relationships between superheroes and national security.
And who will we see in this upcoming documentary?
TUCKER. FRIGGIN’. CARLSON.
And Chris Hayes. So next year, you can cosplay as either one of them.
Mlawski Overthinkskys The Amerikantsy
Next up: The Americans panel. For some reason no one knows what The Americans is, which is a TRAVESTY, PEOPLE. It’s on FX, it stars Keri Russell as a Soviet spy, and this past season it became my second-favorite show on TV (the first being Hannibal, of course). The panel featured Russell, fellow stars Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, and Annet Mahendru, and showrunners Joe Weisberg and Joel Fields. All wore “Commie Con” t-shirts, which was terribly adorable. Better yet, the panel opened with some primo overthinking:
- Moderator and TV critic Andy Greenwald noted the parallels between Elisabeth’s relationship with daughter Paige and her estrangement from her own mother. According to Weisberg and Fields, these themes will get more play in season 3. Score.
- Rhys taught us the best way to be an actor playing a spy who is also an actor playing a different kind of spy: play it simple, because the best lies come from simplicity. Duly noted!
- Mahendru then explained how Nina navigated the complex situation she found herself in last season: don’t tell everyone everything, but, when you do speak, tell the truth. Season 2 spoiler: Philip’s “lie simply” philosophy worked out better than Nina’s tactical truth-telling.
- Finally Greenwald opened the floor to questions, and, being the excitable person I am, I leaped out of my chair and onto the microphone. One of my favorite parts The Americans is its use of early-80s musical montages, so I asked the showrunners if they had already come up with any song choices for the coming season. Their answer: nope!
- In my follow-up question, I mentioned I was from Overthinking It and asked the writers if there were any hidden, overthinkable meanings in the show’s previous montages or their songs. At this point a stunned hush fell over the audience, and the entire panel, especially Keri Russell, started, as if hit with an invisible pillow of stupid. I stared them down, grinning, like a boss. Finally, Fields came up with an answer: “Everything has a hidden meaning.”
Well played, Fields. Well played.
Speed Dating, Comic Con Style
My last stop was at the NY Minute Dating speed dating event, sponsored by The Flash on the CW. Get it? Because the Flash is fast! And speed dating is fast! And oh my god I’m so tired.
But I wasn’t tired during the event, which was a load of fun. Few can say they went out with Mario, Vegeta, Uncle Grandpa, and the guy from Atlantis: The Lost Empire all in the same day. I talk about this a lot on this week’s Overthinking It podcast, so be sure to check it out. Mostly I talk about how the speed dating process works and what questions everyone asked each other. The question I was asked most frequently was, “So, what are you into? Comic books, anime, video games..?” Maybe it got asked so often because it’s just an obvious question to ask, but maybe not. Shared interests are certainly important when you’re seeing someone on the regular, and it makes sense that a hardcore gamer might want to find another gamer, first and foremost. I suspect the crowd at Comic Con is especially interested in finding a kindred spirit who simply wants to do the same things they do. This is a passionate group of people, and shared passions might lead to a great, geeky romance. Who knows? I do hope at least a few of my fellow speed daters got a second date out of it.
As for the question I asked most often? “Why are you here, at Comic Con?” The most common answer: “The energy. I wanted to be around this energy.”
And what more can you say? NYC Comic Con has its detractors, and it’s certainly far from perfect, but its energy cannot be denied. It is, as our own Mark Lee says, electric.
Ah ha, so that explains why nobody was dressed like The Flash at speed dating. It was The Flash branded! It would have been gauche to dress like The Flash for such an event. A real faux pas. I do hope at least somebody showed up dressed like Clock King, but I hope that wherever people congregate that somebody is dressed like Clock King. In the old school, Walter Slezak on Batman ’66 fashion.
Also, I can only presume that in this world of costumed business that there are those who attended this event with their appearance obfuscated to some degree. Isn’t that problematic for speed dating, or regular dating? Or, perhaps, for this audience, is it a feature and not a bug? Is the possibility of dating somebody who is willing to dress like Mario the next best thing to implanting Lucy Liu’s appearance into a robot, provided that nobody makes the dangerous mistake of not expecting them to be as smart as they are sexy.
Maybe this topic was broached on the aforementioned podcast, but I did not listen to it, and I shall not be listening to it in the near or distant future.
Also, the real embarrassment was Keri Russell’s haircut on Felicity. Am I right, ladies?
Good questions. At the very least, the costumes gave daters an easy point of entry for conversation. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the men’s costumes concealed more of their features, while the women’s costumes were more revealing.
Funny you should bring up Felicity’s ‘do. At the Americans Q&A, Keri Russell was asked how she transitioned from playing Felicity to playing Elisabeth. Matthew Rhys jumped in and said, “The only difference is now she frowns and her hair’s straight.”
Now I keep imagining this as a sitcom type setup. Like, somebody goes to a Comic Con speed dating sort of thing, and they say to their date “Oh, you’re dressed like [Insert pop culture figure here, let’s just go with Clock King for reference]” and then the other person is like, “I’m not dressed like anybody. I’m not in a costume.” Classic sitcom twist! Somebody call The Big Bang Theory and give them this idea.