Mass Effect: Fear the Asari

Mass Effect: Fear the Asari

How the Asari of Mass Effect will take over the universe and destroy all intelligent life.

[Mass Effect fans and xenologists – enjoy this guest post by Christopher Drake!]

At first blush, the Asari are a cultured, benevolent and highly developed race with both significant military and diplomatic advantages. However, that is a shallow analysis of the species and their characteristics. It is this paper’s goal to demonstrate that the Asari are a race of dangerous, predatory parasites who have evolved a beautiful symmetric appearance and beatific culture in order to take advantage of other species. They demonstrate evolutionary traits which have only one distinct advantage, to appeal to other species to make up for their own lack of available recombinative diversity, inadvertently driving them to extinction.

The Asari are said to be parthenogenetic but never display visible physical traits from their combining species due to no true gene exchange. The entire species is female, which is due to their biologically adopting a form of apomictic parthenogenesis, in which the mother is cloned completely but allows for the use of foreign DNA to introduce mutation to the Asari’s own DNA. This results in none of the non-Asari parents’ DNA being passed on, thus it is used to randomize the Asari genome and then discarded. This is likely due to a lack of selective evolutionary pressures that would dictate a need to enter and acculturate within a foreign species’ population. However, having a single receptive sex, the species never contributes DNA back to the various species that they receive recombinative materials from. There is also no recorded instance of a ‘male’ Asari being born from their normative genetic recombination, which might act as a bearer of Asari DNA to other species. The process of Asari reproduction has also never been shown to affect the DNA of the foreign parent. In the case of humanity, that would be genes or lasting genetic mutation for good or for ill, then transferred to successive generations. The Asari contribute nothing but are dependent on outside contribution; they are parasitic.

The lack of inherited genes from other species leads to a genome maintaining a very limited number of potential protein compositions. To illustrate this, imagine you have a box of random products from a store, and in your life you’ve only ever been allowed to use 6/10 of the items, but every now and then you buy the same box to pass on to someone else (your progeny) and ask someone else (your mate) to reach into the box and pick 6 items at random. Only these 6 items will be used by your progeny. This shows that the Asari species’ genetic diversity is greatly diminished without external material being introduced, and that without other species, the Asari have consistently limited recombinative potential. Without outside species, they would all be using the same 6/10 products for generation after generation, making them more susceptible to extinction conditions.

An example of this limitation is found in a genetic condition that the Asari refer to collectively as the “Ardat-Yakshi” who demonstrate a genetic atavism (throwback) that may occur when two Asari mate, resulting in what is referred to as a ‘Pureblood’. This is highly stigmatized within their society, but may have prehistorically acted as a population-expansion safety mechanism for when the Asari species’ reproductive mutations had decreased in effect and their reproductive fitness was diminished. This has left the Asari species with a distinct advantage against environmentally selected evolutionary pressures. Essentially, when there aren’t enough mutations in the genetic line, biology takes over and produces a sociopathic and super-intelligent sexual predator that consumes the nervous energies of anything it mates with. This drive has been anecdotally described as an all-consuming hunger. This has two potential results: the Ardat-Yakshi aggressively expands the Asari territory to encompass new recombinative materials, or it feeds on Asari until the population numbers are reduced significantly, driving the remaining Asari to kill the Ardat-Yakshi still among them and return the population to equilibrium capable of surviving with existing recombinative possibilities.

The atavistic expression of the Ardat-Yakshi may be a result of either past cataclysm-grade extinction events on their home world or constantly diminished levels of genetic resources for mating purposes. The latter implies that to reach their current stage of cultural and biological development, there must have been species in their native environment to mate with, but no evidence exists for that at this time and the Asari are not volunteering any information on the subject. This atavistic regression to an earlier reproductive state, although frightening to a rational being, is very sensible if you consider their cumulative need for new recombinative diversity. The further afield a prehistoric Asari travelled to find a mate to sample for genome data, the less likely they would succeed, the more likely the Asari would mate with one another, and thus, more likely to produce an Ardat-Yakshi. The Ardat-Yakshi wouldn’t fail in travelling far enough to find different genetic material because their predatory instincts will not allow it and they are more capable of collecting that material; one of their abilities is that of a dominating mind control, allowing the Asari to render her prey helpless while mating. The side effects of this process may include cerebral hemorrhaging, comatose vegetative states, and in more extreme cases, death.

The Ardat-Yakshi are known to gain power with each successive lethal mating, as they feed on the energies of the nervous systems of their mates and retain it due to the presence of Element Zero within their natural environment. Clearly this is equivalent of what is known on Earth as ‘horizontal gene transfer’, but through an analogous format. Essentially, the Ardat-Yakshi is consuming the life energy (or more colloquially, the soul) of the one it mates with, rather than sampling it for recombination. This leads to a build up over time, increasing the Ardat-Yakshi’s fitness to reproduce, but failing to consummate the recombination. It is a greedy over-reaction to the hunger state driving the Ardat-Yakshi to mate in the first place, thereby also reducing competition by preventing the Ardat-Yakshi from producing her own young. This may be a mutational disadvantage developed during a time period in which the species had an abundance of potential mates or the Asari may have artificially selected the trait out, leaving the genetic condition (an earlier evolution) to only crop up as a birth defect. Regardless, if the Ardat-Yakshi could breed independently, it would be devastating.

The Asari have been known to live for up to 1000 years, which may have been an evolved tendency due to a very slow limiting of potential mates that would not produce Ardat-Yakshi. This indicates that there may have been a possible period of attrition in the species’ history, the result of which was selection for longer life spans. This suggests a loss of genetic diversity within the Asari home world environment, possibly even the loss of another biological sex that may have been an active contributor during prehistory; a heterogametic sex. The current developmental state of the Asari suggests another sexual component may have once existed, likely before the modern Asari species.

As a civilization, the Asari are incredibly quiet about their genetic history, referring to the Ardat-Yakshi as a rare disease that occurs due to shameful sexual behavior between members of their species. Despite these claims, the traits surface in up to 1% of the Asari population. Pureblood mating, said to be predicator of Ardat-Yakshi births, is a cultural taboo on par with cannibalism or incest, resulting in the culling of Ardat-Yakshi progeny. It is traditional to imprison or destroy the Ardat-Yakshi to prevent additional bloodshed, and there have been recent failed attempts to segregate the Ardat-Yakshi in a more benevolent manner. This sympathy for the Ardat-Yakshi implies that there may have been times in history where the Ardat-Yakshi were acceptable members of the species.

If the stigma of the Ardat-Yakshi were universal, the Pureblood Asari would be more aggressively discouraged from mating, effectively eliminating Pureblood Asari. However, it is not stopping, suggesting there may be disagreement about what should be done with the Ardat-Yakshi despite the risk presented by their frequent psychopathy. In contrast, the common Asari display remarkable empathy and an impressive capability for intellectualizing affect. This has left the Asari with a strong diplomatic presence; but the depth of Asari empathy may contribute to and reinforce the overwhelming hunger displayed by their Ardat-Yakshi progeny. It certainly protects them.

Traditionally, the Asari mated monogamously. However, since encountering other sapient races, the Asari have adopted serial monogamy with other species, becoming a black hole into which genetic data enters but never returns, demonstrating a genetic parasitism. Essentially, mating with an Asari is actively preventing your genes from passing on to your own species, and is not retained even by the mating Asari, although the repercussions of recombination of Asari DNA based on your own DNA would move on in their offspring. Thus, monogamy ultimately leads to your genetic legacy being discarded with your corpse, unexpressed, and biologically unremembered.

Most races view the Asari as beautiful, likely due to their dominant symmetry and exotic skin colorations. They are also breasted, a trait typically expressed by mammalian life with a history of live births and suckling their young; however most Asari have uniform breast sizes at an optimum weight for visual appeal and never suffer breast ptosis even at the Matriarch stage of their development. They also have a skin type desirable to desert-born species and cartilaginous scalp crests. These are distinct visual advantages when attempting to attract a mate from another live birthing species, such as Humans, Turians, or Krogan, and the large numbers of Asari among the galactic sex trades demonstrate a cultural comfort level with their bodies and lack of shame in their appearance reserved for the asexual, as one would expect a parthenogenetic to be. However, most members of the species have been known to dress to accentuate their features with low cut and clinging clothing, demonstrating an awareness of the effect and willingness to utilize it to their own ends.

Lastly, as the Asari are universally compatible and desirable, they may choose from a variety of other species to mate with, while other species seeking to mate with the Asari suffer from a one-sided choice. The exotic but familiar aesthetic qualities of the Asari have made them almost universally appealing (head decoration, mammalian breasts, scaled skin, etc), creating a demand far in excess of their availability; this allows the Asari to choose their mates with relative impunity. This leads to their more often picking exemplary members of other species to mate with; a good example is Commander Shepherd of the NC7 Starship Normandy who is famed to have relationship ties to renowned xenoarchaeologist Liara T’Soni, and is demonstrably one of the most valuable exemplars of the human species in this century. If they mate for life, the entire Human race suffers for the loss of those genes.

In conclusion, the Asari represent a slow-acting parasitic threat to all other space-faring biological species in the known universe. Their history and genetic development, set traits, and cultural beliefs all indicate fluctuating or diminishing sources of genetic diversity, which leads to an important question: Who were the Asari mating with before going into space, if not with each other? If the Asari could simply mate with the local fauna to achieve diversity in their genome, why do Asari feel romantic attraction toward other humanoid races? Why did they evolve similar emotional tendencies and communication skills? Were there once multiple sexes or races of the Asari, and is that one of the reasons that they are capable of displaying differences in skin pigmentation? We are left with a number of questions, but only one certainty: monogamy with an Asari is the surest way to eliminate yourself from the gene pool.

Christopher Drake is a man of too many academic pursuits, scattered across Neuroscience, Philosophy, Psychology, and Anthropology, chasing the cognitive ghost of his mind. He also dabbles in fiction, rarely leaves his house, and has one of the least attended Twitter accounts ever.

14 Comments on “Mass Effect: Fear the Asari”

  1. A.M.A #

    I feel slightly stupid just reading this…


  2. Adryan #

    Wow. I would be upset at the instance on riving scientific racism as an intellectual pursuit, if I could just get over how essentially misogynist this is. Lots of wonderful insights and fun thought experiments dressing up the basic “men are victims of women’s sex appeal” whining.
    Don’t get me wrong, I really do love the article. You’ve done something beautiful with a topic near and dear to my heart and I thank you for it. If you were a Krogan, I might even grant you some moral legitimacy.
    But your basic assumptions that genetic material being passed on is an ethical priority is something I find deeply problematic and highly gendered. Species also avoid extinction by rallying resources for their young, especially on the more specialized (“highly evolved”) end of the spectrum. None of the Asari partner species are suffering from an incestuous gene pool. Besides, as Liara’s willingness to participate in threesomes clearly indicates, partner bonding for Asari does not have to mean a monopoly on specific genetic codes. For all we know, Liara may have been delighted to include multiple of Shepard’s all-human offspring in her household and even her family unit. Furthermore, with the exception of the Reaper’s experiments and the Asari themselves, there are no interspecies individuals in the universe. The Asari are the only non-genocidal advocates for transpecies breeding (and presumably child-rearing).
    Wonderful post. But please do be willing to examine the gender-bias of your science and how it may both reenact and promote racial bigotry that we are trying to breed out of the population, not in.


    • Hotaru Zoku #

      As articulate as your post is, I can’t help but notice the closest you come to confronting/debunking the offensive portions of his work basically amount to the assertion that you FIND some parts of his work offensive.

      Furthermore, your entire rebuttal consists of what is, in your own words, absolute speculation regarding chunks of Asari history that are either vauge or totally undefined, whereas however he has offended you, he did so with the facts as we know them of the species and their existence, galactically.

      Basically, he asserted there are forms of mathematics in which 5 + 5, repeated often enough, will eventually equal 100. You declared that considering what 5 + 5 could eventually be is offensive and gender based in it’s natural bigotry, a point you backed up by suggesting somewhere it’s possible 5 + 5 can only equal negative numbers, and thus there’s no reason to care what the positive sum could ever be.

      Which would have been interesting and engaging, if more than a bit intellectually falacious. You didn’t stop there, of course.

      You insisted on adopting a tone a long suffering mother takes with a particularly favored though borderline retarded step child, presuming an actual degree of sexism(read contextually: unavoidable stupidity)-based MALICE (“promote racial bigotry”, as though that’s what he sat down in front of a computer to accomplish with this post), which was as much utterly uncalled for as it is damning to any potential value your own assertions may have had.


  3. Ricardo Davids #

    Really cool article, almost goes beyond over-thinking it.

    Fun fact, in the nightclub on Ilium in Mass Effect 2, if you eavesdrop on the bachelor party they eventually talk about how Asari appear to them as beautiful, blue members of their own race.

    Makes sense to me considering all of them are psychic and beautiful.


    • Andrew #

      Is that asari exerting psychic domination, or just each man seeing what he wants? The turian talks about her crests (a turian feature) but the salarian sees them as horns (a salarian feature) and the human…the people making the game were human males. Let’s just put it that way.

      It’s like saying that a Frenchman, a Nigerian, and an Indigenous Australian all find a woman they see in an airport lobby attractive, compare her to prominent women of their own cultures, and that’s proof she’s using MIND CONTROL somehow…


      • Dannik #

        Except that the Asari literally are psionic, as part of their species biography, and are designed along the lines of trans-species succubus on purpose.


  4. RC #

    There is one obvious problem with this and unfortunately many of the otherwise well described points are derailed by not accounting for this: It was well established and confirmed in Mass Effect, that the Asari were not only influenced by the Protheans, but also altered. The Protheans saw the Asari as the best option to fight the Reapers during the next cycle, if not in theirs. It’s not a coincidence that all Asari have biotics.

    So without knowing the extent on the alterations the Protheans performed on the Asari, we really don’t know what kind of species they were before that. The article completely hangs on the premise that the Asari naturally evolved to this state, when we know for a fact that they didn’t.

    Besides the biotics it’s possible that even stuff like their mating was a result of the Protheans tampering with the genes of this species. Their extraordinary long life span? Certainly desirable to have as few generations pass as possible, when you are fighting an enemy that only strikes every 50.000 years. Lowers the risk of people forgetting about the threat or thinking it’s just a myth. Only one gender? Perfect, there’s literally no chance of them dying out, because all males or females were killed. Even better: because of their ability to mate with pretty much every species there is, it would completely suffice to have even only one single Asari survive and she could still reproduce with whatever species is around now.

    The Protheans really made a mistake by putting their own people into these stasis pods. One single Prothean like Javik can’t have Prothean children anymore – that would be no issue for an Asari!

    So the hot question should really be how much and what was changed in the species the Asari once were before the Protheans found them and started to change them into their current shape and not what their evolutionary background what have been, if they would have reached their current state naturally.


    • Tara #

      Javik does mention that the Protheans were convinced the Asari were the right species to uplift because they were so long-lived and posessed patience (as you said, handy when faced with a threat 50.000 years into the future). So we can count those traits as original to the Asari. I personally believe that the development of nearly universal biotics in Asari was because the Protheans dumped a lot of Eezo in Thessia’s biosphere although i suspect there might have already been a substantial amount present. But you make a good point about why the Asari would reproduce the way they do and be of only one gender. It WOULD have been a preventative solution to the Prothean’s most vital problem of being unable to rebuild their population sufficiently after the Reapers wrecked their destruction(damn failing statis pods!). The asari would have a much better chance for all the reasons you mentioned. And it totally fits in with the numerous evolutionary question marks in the article with regards to this problem, it was the Protheans meddling with Asari genes all along! HEADCANON ACCEPTED. Pretty intense overhaul though if their original mode of reproduction was based on two-gender genetic exchange instead of one-gender pathogenesis. would the protheans also have constructed their mental mapping method of reproduction…? or maybe the ability was already in place and the Protheans extrapolated. (where did the Male-Asari go tho?) In any case, personally I think that Ardat Yakshi are an unforeseen result of the Prothean’s genetic modification (lack of recombinative genetic material indeed) which was not completely counter beneficial and so stuck around. Although i still don’t see how it could be beneficial to the survival of the species with regards to expanding the gene pool despite reading this article three times (grr)… I imagine asari maidens travelled far across the globe before space travel to acquire the most genetically different mate possible, all because of the pressure of the threat of producing an Ardat Yakshi. after all, before asari encountered other species, i imagine the occurrence of Ardat Yakshi was a lot higher than in 1 percent of the population. I wonder if Asari need a sentient mind of similar intelligence to meld with and produce kids with, or whether some simple mammal suffices. coz that would kinda turn my theory on its head.


    • Makroth #

      Yep. No mention of the Protheans. Not even once. Huge oversight there. I really think that makes the conclusions invalid.


      • Andrew #

        Also, the Protheans were right. Uplifted asari did take a position of galactic leadership, and despite their wartime holding of secrets, their creation and maintenance of the Citadel Councils as a government body gave the only possible means of a unified response. As dumb as it is and as often as it dismisses the problem (which we experience to our character), the fact that there is no “big dog” who can enforce everything on everyone and yet the galaxy is not in a non-stop crossfire of wars of extermination between different species is fairly miraculous.

        The ‘softness’ Javik sees is the asari leading the cycle, and their diplomacy laid roads on which the armies could march.

        Turians as the dominants might have managed an imperial peace, but that failed the Protheans, and salarians might well have just used other races as lab samples.

        Asari kept peace, sometimes arguably subverting other races to client status, but allowing each race its own path to prominence. They kept them alive and saw to it that a path existed to an attractive future.


  5. Naufal #

    i’d still smash


  6. L0r3m457r #

    I will say the Asari are beginning to remind me of tyranid Genestealers from WH40k. I will agree with this article, the more I think of it the asari are definitely parasitic in nature. perhaps not a malicious parasite like a tapeworm or tick but maybe a sboitic one like a remora or barnacle. Also there is something deeply unnerving about the fact that their eyes turn black when they mate, the eyes are the window to the soul but the color black is associated with death rot and decay quite unsettling if you ask me.


    • Andrew Zimmer #

      I think the remora comparison is interesting, and one could also consider the cleaner birds for crocodiles, etc.

      Let’s say a a small mining colony gets a new mayor who has two asari daughters. Don’t non-asari families and kids benefit from their presence, even if it means the mayor won’t have human grandsons, and that maybe two locals will marry non-humans down the line.

      Almost certainly. Asari seem to require all citizens to be able to vote in their electronic elections, so they probably donate a top-of-the-line comm buoy to then backwater planet. Two residents exist who can lift a truck that crashed into someone off with their minds, move/melt/reposition sheet metal, provide therapy-ish services by melding and sharing emotional trauma, and that’s just if they don’t learn a trade! Two members of the community have highly lethal abilities should their family come under attack from wildlife or pirates. As a being, a single asari is so OP that it takes a lot to outweigh the presence of an asari as part of the community as being a bad thing.

      If asari were non-intelligent animals, or were monolithically hostile, they’re terrifying. They’re not, so I think they’re probably somewhere between that person stealing other people’s girlfriends but they allow it because they can fix the power plants turbines, and the weird rich lady who moved into the small town with her spouse.

      If the Systems Alliance (this would be post game, when enough years have passed that human-asari partnerships have adult children) allow human-parented asari recruits, it probably boosts their biotics program like crazy.


  7. Andrew Zimmer #

    Setting aside the uncomfortable pre-supposition of the authors is that the only thing about a person that matters is their genes (think about the sort of people who claim that), I think large parts of his argument make sense from a biological standpoint.

    With absolutely no changes, decisions, policies, adjustments, laws, tax perks, or anything else being made and all aliens mating with asari if it is an option, then living in perfect monogamy until they die, and that (conservative Christian) model being the only relationship type in the universe, this article’s premise *could* be true.

    If the asari wanted it to go this way. They wouldn’t. They need diverse alien genetics to insulate their own smaller pool and their political / economic might depends on being well-liked.

    We humans are not only our biology and humans are not monocultural. We have cultures where one man/many women marriages are common, a handful of one woman/multiple men cultures in certain tribes, we have monogamous couples who allow play, we have polyamorous couples, and anonymous donors providing genetic material, and pregnancy surrogates./

    This is the same as arguing that human men could also attempt to ensure their offspring survive 100% of the time by killing infants born where the mother was allowed outside of the breeding prison at any point since her first period and thus might have been unfaithful, or using systematic rape to pick genetic material. It’s genetically ideal, so naturally they WOULD DO THAT because it offered the highest likelihood of genetic pass-on. We do neither of those because our morality, legal system, and self interest find it abhorrent.

    Why would asari allow a possible downside of their own race’s biological processes to run unchecked for eons, negating all their other advances?

    It’s also very much a “Leave it to Beaver” analysis of sex and family. Everybody wants kids and the only important thing about a kid is its genetics (not education, not home environment), and that a culture is nothing more than its genome. Unless 75% of humans choose asari mates, humans aren’t going anywhere or even dropping in numbers. We’d probably be third behind krogan and salarian in outbreeding.
    Thessia’s canon population is 1/2 of Earth’s despite a higher baseline tech level on planet and standard of living.

    It presumes that asari (an alien with concepts of gender, relationships and sex wholly unlike our own) who are in their 26th century past first contact yet operate on Judeo-Christian monogamous marriage concepts many now consider outdated in the 21st century of our history, do without exception and operates on a deliberate policy of breeding out others.

    They would, in fact, be taking steps to mitigate this, even if for the self-interested reason of a diverse population of aliens being necessary for their own survival.

    It’s taking a spacefaring race known for their cunning and quietly positioning themselves to be seen positively and assuming they will have the same subtlety and foresight as a teenager knocking up his girlfriend, blindly f***ing and putting themselves into a bad situation.

    Want to fix this problem?

    Have some asari allow their male partners to use sperm donation facilities, or encourage them to assist human friends who are having difficulty conceiving. Have that be a quietly encouraged policy with a fat tax deduction, and significant asari-funded research into IVF.

    Taking the Shepard example, if, say, Specialist Traynor and her wife want a child later in life, and a male Shepard donates for the fertility clinic, the “parasitism” of the asari is nil. Shepards’ genes live on and the child is raised in a nurturing home by intelligent mother.

    The flip side would be true for FemShep carries the child of one of her gay or bisexual male friends (Kaiden or Steve Cortez) or if obviously extant cloning technology that exists in-universe is used. Shepard and Liara raise a clone of her as a sister to their naturally conceived asari child.

    For this “nightmare scenario” to work, all of the asari, to the last, would have to be monumentally stupid, all other aliens would have to go along with it, and humans would have to see it start happening and yet continue acting as an entire race solely on selfish sexual impulse.


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