Oscar® week continues at Overthinking It with still more six word summaries of Best Picture nominees. I tried to tell the guys to write even if they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, but a couple of them were scrupulous and couldn’t help but admit (in six words) that they hadn’t seen Michael Clayton.
Wait, lawyers are sneaky? Gee willickers!
Bizarro Erin Brockovich. (Only took three.)
I did not see this movie.
I didn’t see this movie either.
Take Syriana; replace oil with lawyers.
Greed bad. Clooney good. Oscar, please.
Shiva, death God, drinks U-North’s milkshake.
(Wow, a summary incomprehensible to anyone who didn’t see the movie, referencing ANOTHER Oscar movie! I win!)
I would totally fuck George Clooney.
Ooh! I’ve got a new one, since finding out who wrote/directed this!
The Devil’s Advocate without the Devil