Selena Gomez Has Always Been a Solitary Agricultural Laborer

She just wants to look good for you. Good for you. Good for the Party.

As we all know, by the grace of the Party and its generosity, the unmarried Selena Gomez has always been a solitary agricultural laborer.

Let us all pause in our day to recount her humility and her own grateful acknowledgement of her insufficiency for other tasks.

Let us thank the Party for work and for isolation. May we always remember that the heart wants what the Party wants.