Let me tell you I’m self-funded. The others, they’re beholden to special interests. My daddy, he flew across the ocean, he said, he left me a small loan. And that is what I took and I became one of the most successful businessmen in the world. My father gave me opportunity, but I didn’t do it on my own. Who here has a family album? You! That’s terrific.

We are going to make Pink Floyd Great Again. We are going to build a wall.

Our country is in trouble. We can’t beat ISIS. We’ve got kids. Kids, they need education. I’m for that, I’m great at that, I’m doing to do it. Number one in education, the Chinese are killing us! My opponents, Ted, he’s like “Leave those kids alone!” I’m saying no, we need education. Terrific education. I’m in the classroom, visiting the classroom here in Phoenix, and I’m saying “Excuuuuuuuse me, Ted! You reaaaaaaally want to leave those kids alone?” Pathetic. It’s dark sarcasm, but he’s pathetic. I am number one in education. Ask anyone.

We are going to make Pink Floyd Great Again. We are going to build a wall.

I just got here, and let me tell you before I got here, I ate some meat. Terrific meat, terrific, okay? And then after the meat, I had some pudding. And let me tell you, that’s how it works. You have your meat, and then you have your pudding. I have the best meat, and then, okay, I have the best pudding. That’s how it is, right? That’s how it should be.

But our country is in trouble. You know what I’m talking about, you there, stand up! How can you? Right. How can you, this is what I’m saying okay? If you don’t eat your meat, okay, you can’t have any pudding, okay? How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

We are going to make Pink Floyd Great Again. We are going to build a wall.

Ivanka! Ivanka get up here! Pregnant; beautiful! Lovely! You’re going to make a great mother. Don’t I make the best mothers?

Ivanka, do you think these people here in Phoenix, do you think they like our ideas here?

Ivanka, do you think Ted’s going to come in here and break my balls over what I’ve been saying, all true? Do you think they’re gonna break my balls?

Ivanka, should I build the wall? (Cheers!!!)

Ivanka, should I run for president? (CHEERS!!!)

We are going to build the wall! We are going to check everyone who comes through it, a door, for them to come through LEGALLY. We will check all the girlfriends, okay? We won’t let anyone dirty come through. We will always find out where you’ve been. We will always keep you healthy and clean.

There is something terribly wrong in our country; we are going to make Pink Floyd Great Again. We are going to build a wall.

I’m going to level with you, because they all say I tell it like it is, and that’s true. I tell the truth, and in Washington, they don’t. They won’t do it.

These pundits, the party, the special interests, they talk to me, okay? And they’re only coming through in waves, okay? And I’m saying you have to fix the audio feed, I’m seeing your lips move, but I don’t hear anything you’re saying right now.

And I turn to them, right, okay, and I say, I turn to them and I say when I was a child, I saw something. Terrible. Terrific. I saw this thing, and it was a fleeting glimpse, okay? Out of the corner of my eye.

I’ll put my finger on it.

Our country is in trouble. We are getting killed in trade deals. We can’t beat ISIS. Heroin, opiates, it’s a problem, we’re gonna end it. It’s gonna be done. This child is grown, the American dream, well, it’s done. I hate to say.

We are going to bring it back. We are going to make it great again.

We are going to make Pink Floyd Great Again. We are going to build a wall.

We are going to build a wall around The Wall, and we’re going to make The Wall pay for it.