What do cheesy latin sounds, a “Blurred Lines” ripoff, and a blow job all have in common? Belarus’s terrible entry into Eurovision 2014. In this video, I give this song a Great American Ass-Whuppin’, which is a sure sign that it’ll go on to great success in this year’s competition.
If you really must, watch the original music video for “Cheesecake” by Teo from Belarus here.
1. Ukraine 2. Latvia 3. Belarus 4. Armenia 5. Russia
This is probably one of the 3 or 4 worst videos/songs I’ve seen from Eurovision this year. I really hope you review FYRM’s entry, “To The Sky”, because it presents an *actual* exploitation of the male body, ha, and it’s pretty hot. Plus the female singer has some awesome Rachel Maddow glasses and definitely plays around with masc/fem gender roles. It’s basically the polar opposite of this schmuck-fest.
But don’t we all love Belarus? This song will probably do much better than it has any right to, as you said. I particularly enjoyed the use of random musical instruments in the video to mkae it look like this is actual music.
I sure hope more reviews are coming up!