Everyone knows reading Joyce is hard. Here’s some GIFs.
THE SISTERS
So there’s this priest right? And

And all the ladies are like

AN ENCOUNTER
So this random dude approaches some little boys and is like

And the main character’s all

ARABY
So this kid’s like

But like five seconds later

EVELINE
This lady’s like

But then she’s all

AFTER THE RACE
The whole story’s basically

TWO GALLANTS
And this one’s all

THE BOARDING HOUSE
And this one’s

A LITTLE CLOUD
And then

COUNTERPARTS
This one starts with a guy who’s like

But then he does this

to his kid.
CLAY
OK so there’s this party because

But five seconds later it’s like

A PAINFUL CASE
So there’s this guy who says

But then BOOM epiphany

IVY DAY IN THE COMMITTEE ROOM
So there’s these dudes who are like

But really they’re like

But plot twist! They hear a poem, and suddenly it’s like

A MOTHER
Enter stage mom

And then this happens

GRACE
It starts like this

And then everyone goes to church where they’re like

THE DEAD
It’s Christmas so

But then it’s like

It means “all men must die.” Read the Cliffs Notes I’M OUT
Well, I feel like an expert now. Who’s ready to have a pointless debate with no winners?