The 1930s con known as the “Open Thread” required the roper to queer his mark while the smurf puts the fix on the outside man. But you can trust us.
So much going on this week! We’re going to drop it on you bullet-style:
Jane Lynch named host of the next Emmy Awards!
X-Men First Class opens to astonishingly good reviews!
DC Comics announces a relaunch and renumbering at #1 for most titles!
Looking for a Comment of the Week? Check out the winners of the Clichemageddon 3D contest! Heroes all, yet gracious in victory.
Anything we missed? Sound off in the comments, for this is your … Open Thread.