General Prologue: B
Knight’s Tale: C-
Miller’s Tale: A- (*, †)
Reeve’s Tale: B (*)
Cook’s Tale: Incomplete
Man of Law’s Tale: B-
Wife of Bath’s Tale: A- (*)
Friar’s Tale: Don’t remember this one
Summoner’s Tale: A- (†)
Clerk’s Tale: D-
Merchant’s Tale: C- (*)
Squire’s Tale: Never read it
Franklin’s Tale: B+
Physician’s Tale: D
Pardoner’s Tale: A
Shipman’s Tale: B (*)
Prioress’ Tale: F
Monk’s Tale: D
Nun’s Priest’s Tale: A
Second Nun’s Tale: C-
Canon’s Yeoman’s Tale: B
Maniciple’s Tale: Don’t remember this one
Parson’s Tale: D
* = sexy times and/or rape
† = farts
Re: the Miller’s Tale: that guy totally got red-hot-poked in the a-hole! Pwned!
What, no category for farts during sexy times and/or rape?
Knight’s Tale should totally at least get a B for starring Heath Ledger, y/n?
The ad on this page is for The Borgias. I totally want to see that even though I don’t have Showtime. It’s sure to get major asterisky stars for sexy times and/or rape. They hired Jonathan Rhys Meyers for The Tudors (which I also haven’t seen) so you know it’s going to be totally historically accurate.
The real question is, do they fart during sexy times and/or rape?
You know what they say, whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breath, it’s time to get freaky. Oooh yeah!