Ponder while practicing yoga or drinking profusely:
1. Did Elton John’s Rocket Man ever meet up with David Bowie’s Major Tom (Space Oddity) in space? If so, what did they talk about?
2. Is “Run DMC” a command? And if so, what are they running from?
3. (Based on a true story.) Is there anything whiter than driving through Harlem with your parents while they’re singing along to Kenny Loggins?