Q: What’s blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A plastic butterfly toy from Baby Einstein.
Q: What’s red and crawls up your leg?
A: A baby that has, adorably, spilled cranberry juice all over herself.
Q: How do you make a baby float?
A: Always have your baby wear a Coast Guard-approved life vest.
Q: What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a baby?
A: A baby needs constant supervision.
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