Q: What’s blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A plastic butterfly toy from Baby Einstein.

Q: What’s red and crawls up your leg?
A: A baby that has, adorably, spilled cranberry juice all over herself.

Q: How do you make a baby float?
A: Always have your baby wear a Coast Guard-approved life vest.

Q: What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a baby?
A: A baby needs constant supervision.