Articles from May, 2009

A Brief History of Time Travel: Star Trek Edition

posted by Guest Writer on Sunday, May 31st, 2009 at 12:52am

[This weekend's second guest article comes from Chris Richards. How could we resist—he takes up one of our favorite topics for overtinking: time travel. Let us know what you think in the comments!]

The Enterprise C emerges from a temporal rift.Earlier this month, JJ Abrams rebooted one of the most successful Sci-fi series of all time with his whiz-bang extravaganza.  But, unlike the Nolan-style reboot of Batman, Abrams didn’t ignore the fact that other movies came before.  Of course, unlike the Batman franchise, there were a lot of people who didn’t WANT to forget the other movies.  This, in and of itself, creates a problem: how can anyone reconcile the two?  Abrams decided to use one of Star Trek’s most-controversial plot devices, and creates a predictably paradoxical result.

Before going on, yes, there are major spoilers ahead for the new movie, past movies, and at least one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.  You’ve been warned.

The Parallel Oedipal Universes of JJ Abrams

posted by Guest Writer on Sunday, May 31st, 2009 at 12:30am

[This weekend, we're pleased to bring you two Star Trek related guest posts, this first by André Callot. As always, let us know what you think!]

Eyes, why should you see light who have shown me nothing but darkness?

Eyes, why should you see light who have shown me nothing but darkness? The unrelenting black of space, and also the metaphorical darkness of wanting to bone my mom.

JJ Abrams does not want to have sex with his mother.

I am sure that Mrs. Abrams is a lovely woman, and Gerry Abrams (JJ’s dad) is a very lucky man with nothing to worry about.

In this universe.

But somewhere, in a parallel world where Jim Kirk listens to the Beastie Boys and 9/11 never happened, JJ Abrams has murdered his father, married his mother and is right now wandering around Burbank with a white cane and a pair of dark sunglasses.

No, not really. JJ Abrams seems to worry about that, though.

Fringe and the new Star Trek both spring out of daddy issues. Nothing new about that. Hamlet, Robin Hood and Jesus Christ have benefitted from the power of the story of Oedipus: a story that, according to psychoanalytic theory, is so close to the male psyche that we are compelled, as a sex, to re-enact it over and over again forever.

Open Thread for May 29, 2009

posted by Matthew Wrather on Friday, May 29th, 2009 at 7:33am

Since there’s a lull in the summer action blockbusters, I thought I’d take the opportunity to do a little pimping and housekeeping.

Are you following OTI in all the social media? I hear the facebooks are going to be big. If reading one big, big post a day isn’t enough overthinking for you, why don’t you keep up with our twitter feed and our Facebook page. (Yes, the page is pretty dull right now. What should we do with it?)

UPDATE: You can also subscribe on your Kindle.

Also… did you know that, like newspapers, we are a money-losing proposition? Running a website, hosting a podcast, not paying the writers anything… it adds up. If you enjoy the site, why not throw us some cash so that I can keep myself in Starbucks coffee while exploiting the writers? You could make a donation of cash money or, for the ecommercially inclined, use this link (or the one in the sidebar) when you shop at Amazon and, through the magic of affiliate marketing, simultaneously enjoy low, low prices and send whole fractions of pennies our way. In either case, we’re very grateful.

Finally, I’m gearing up for some design tweaks on the site. (Yeah, yeah, I know… I’ve been gearing up for that since the current design launched.) I’d love some input. If you’re passionate about the look of the site, why not leave your most and least favorite things about the design and user experience in the comments.

OK, that’s it. I promise not to impose on your attention with more pimping or navelgazing for a little while. (Speaking of pimping, have you seen Whorified? I liked satirizing reality shows by implicitly comparing all reality contestants to prostitutes before it was cool. Still, snappy writing and decent talent and production for a web show.) The next thing I write will probably be about Gossip Girl.

Anyhoo…. didja see that movie what had them baloons in it? Here’s your open thread.

Think Tank Is Floating Away

In tribute to this weekend’s release of Up, the latest sure-fire hit from Pixar, we’ve asked our Think Tankers about one of the modern world’s most enduring and picturesque fantasies:

“What is your favorite instance of somebody or bodies getting carried away by a balloon or balloons?”

And they have been, dare I say it, Up to the task. Make sure you weigh in with your choice in our poll or the comments — careful, not too much!

Hey! 5th Dimension! Play us to the article!

The Rules According to Dane Cook

posted by perich on Thursday, May 28th, 2009 at 10:52am

Here’s an excerpt from the IMDb plot summary of Employee of the Month starring Dane Cook:

Zack has not won any “Employee of the Month” awards and has no desire to except when Amy, a new cashier who only dates “Employee of the Month” winners, transfers to the store.

Here’s the premise of Good Luck Chuck, also starring Dane Cook:

Stu starts to become convinced that there’s something peculiar about Chuck’s pattern of girls getting married as soon as he has sex with them. This is only compounded when an article on a dating site tells of Chuck’s prowess. Stu eventually convinces Chuck to embrace the (now many) women who visit his practice, arguing that there’s nothing better than having a bunch of guilt-free sex.

Dane CookAnd here’s the premise of My Best Friend’s Girl, which also starred Dane Cook:

Dustin, an amiable guy, is in love with Alexis, a coworker. When she tells him she just wants to be friends, he hires his roommate Tank, a fast-talking, amoral scoundrel who has a side business: men whose women have dumped them hire Tank to take their ex-girlfriends out on the date from Hell, to drive the women back into their old boyfriends’ arms.

Each of these movies has a different director and screenwriting team. They came out in 2006, ‘07 and ‘08, respectively. Aside from overwhelming critical disdain (their combined Metacritic scores don’t even reach 100), the only thing these three films have in common is Dane Cook in a starring role.

At first glance, anyway.

X-Ray gun?  Yes.  Pants?  Not bloody likely.

X-Ray gun? Yes. Pants? Not bloody likely.

Greetings, Earth-People:

Against the advice of some, and as many of you may know, I gladly (if not always ably) serve as the Overthinking It staff scientist™.  It’s an odd amalgam of roles, requiring mostly that I be at-the-ready if one of my fellow overthinkers needs a formula derived, has questions about standard units of measurement, or if something they took a pill for keeps on doing its thing for more time than they wanted/expected it to.

(I’m talking about erections, there.)

(…well, mosly.)

On rare occasion, though, I also get the chance to directly OverThink an aspect of Science in the popular culture.  The last time I did this for any serious length, actually, one of you responded to it by trying to debunk Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity.

We in the Scientific community hope you get the help you so desperately deserve, Joe Nahhas, anonymous OTI reader.*

Still, if nothing else this may serve as some general indicator of a demand for sciency-type-stuff on our humble website.  Now, said sciencey-goop finds its way into our popular milieu through more venues than that most obvious route of Science Fiction.  As has been beautifully enumerated elsewhere, action movies are particularly adept at taking the kinds of “liberties” with Physics (both stunt- and plot-based) that can only be considered awe-inspiring.  But beyond that, arguably any cultural element for which characters, say, depend on some trendy (if not fictional) electronic devices, or suffer from/receive medical care for a fictional (if not trendy) ailment, evokes the Specter of Science in that work.  Not to mention those pop culture artifacts that, though not ostensibly about science, per se, feature a character who’s a scientist…

Nutty_Professor_Poster

This isn't helping things... for anyone.

The thing is, I have my favorite examples of where Pop Culture gets it right, (and wrong), but listening to me gripe about it isn’t much fun, is it?  It’s time to crowd-source it.

SO, dear OTI readers, I’d like you to chime in on a semi-regular piece I’ll write called “Ask A Scientist.”  I’d title it something more creative, but it takes enough self-restraint for me not publish these posts with an abstract and Materials/Methods section.  We’ll worry about the nuances of “clever titles,” “word order,” and “not using swear words to describe other peoples’ work in print” later.

Let’s get the ball rolling.  Got something you’ve seen on TV, in a movie that makes you think, “Is that really how that would work?”  or, “there’s no way a platypus could survive that!” or “can you really tell if it’s human DNA just by looking at a cartoon of it?”**  Sound off in the comments.  Or, you can always send me an email at mlawski@childfriendfinder.com shechner at overthinkingit dot com with your questions/observations regarding science in the popular media.

The lucky ones will get their questions addressed in an OverThought and moderately comic way, by me: Dave Shechner, professional scientist™.  Unlucky ones will be publicly harangued by me: Dave Shechner, semi-professional harague-ist (RM; patent-pending).

Extremely lucky ones will get a T-shirt bearing the likeness of Mr. Peter Fenzel.

And of course, members of the OTI writing staff, or its parent corporation are eligible to enter, and are encouraged to do so.

Nanoo nanoo.

* It was Joe Nahhas.
** Don’t get me started.  Seriously.

Dr. Jekyll and 50 Cent

posted by stokes on Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 at 9:38am
"...and there was the man in the middle, with a kind of black, sneering coolness..." - R. L. Stevenson, Jekyll and Hyde.

"...and there was the man in the middle, with a kind of black, sneering coolness..." - R. L. Stevenson, Jekyll and Hyde.

Certain corners of the internet are agog over the news that Abel Ferrara is working on a version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, starring Forest Whitaker as the good Doctor and 50 Cent – yes, that one – as his alter ego.

I find it somewhat distressing, or at least questionable.  The idea of casting Fiddy as a monster isn’t such a problem, what with his career-making turn as Frankenstein, but I’m concerned about the cultural baggage that goes along with this particular monster.  The whole point of Hyde is that he’s the id personified.  Not just evil: irrational, set in opposition to civilization and even to conscious thought.  There’s something unpleasant about casting a rapper in this part.

Ask yourself:  what’s the difference between a rapper and a poet?  If you answered “nothing,” good for you.  But I think most people, if they’re honest with themselves, and not thinking about it too hard, think that poetry is intellectual and involves skill, while rap is “emotional” (i.e. instinctual), and involves some kind of inborn talent.  Rappers, after all, have to be “real,” while poets—at least these days—just have to be “good.”  And while this is to a certain degree true of all pop music, the dichotomy is… not without racial undertones.

Episode 47: Skynet VIP Suite

posted by Matthew Wrather on Monday, May 25th, 2009 at 12:25am

Peter Fenzel, Mark Lee, and Matthew Wrather rip Terminator: Salvation, McG, Christian Bale, and Skynet a new one.

Tell us what you think! Email us or call 20-EAT-LOG-01—that’s (203) 285-6401. If you haven’t yet, take the very short survey! And… spread the overthinking by forwarding this episode to a friend.

Download Episode 47 (MP3)

Terminator Roundup

posted by Matthew Wrather on Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 at 12:56pm

Terminator: Salvation on OverthinkingIt.com

In honor of this weekend’s release of Terminator: Salvation, enjoy this roundup of terminator themed posts stretching back to the early days of the site:

Podcast Episodes

Open Thread for May 22, 2009

posted by Matthew Wrather on Friday, May 22nd, 2009 at 7:20am

Obviously, Terminator is coming out. You are probably aware that we have taken note. (Get it? Get it? Note? Because it’s a song? See what I did there?) It’s definitely at the top of our to-do list for the weekends.

But did you realize that there are other things going on in the popular culture? To wit:

  • The Cannes Film Festival (Snobby frogs!)
  • TV Upfronts (Any new shows you’re excited about?)
  • A Little Ratings Juggernaut called American Idol (Meh.)

Sound off on these or any of your many brilliant thoughts in this week’s Open Thread.