EXCLUSIVE: PELOSI IS A ZOMBIE, WANTS TO DRILL YOUR BRAINS!

posted by lee on Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 at 11:29am

Yesterday, at the Democratic National Convention, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, when confronted by protesters advocating for more domestic drilling for oil, was quoted as saying:

“Can we drill your brains?”

A CLEAR SIGN THAT SPEAKER PELOSI HAS BEEN TURNED BY THE LIVING DEAD AND NOW HUNGERS FOR BRAINS…HUMAN BRAINS.

Overthinkingit.com has obtained EXCLUSIVE photographic evidence of Speaker Pelosi’s horrific new condition:

Residents of Denver: HEAD IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR NEAREST PUB OR SHOPPING MALL and prepare your defenses against the upcoming Democratic zombie onslaught.  Also, this book may come in handy.

3 Comments on “EXCLUSIVE: PELOSI IS A ZOMBIE, WANTS TO DRILL YOUR BRAINS!

  1. stokes on Wed, 27th Aug 2008 3:51 pm 

    Mr. Lee was our photoshop guru before he was a regular blogger, and that photo proves why. Dang, man! What did you do to her eyes?!

  2. lee on Wed, 27th Aug 2008 11:18 pm 

    I didn’t do a damn thing. That’s the result of feeding on human brains and belonging to the Zombiecrat party.

  3. Gab on Fri, 29th Aug 2008 1:01 am 

    I *knew* something was up. Thanks for revealing the truth. I now understand why the Democrats have been so goddamned ineffective.

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