Matthew Belinkie

I think I signed up for the wrong test

New York City Police Examination

1. Which of the following will I NOT be watching you during?

  • A) Every breath you take
  • B) Every move you make
  • C) Every lawn you rake
  • D) Every step you take

2. How many little things she does are magic?

  • A) None
  • B) Some
  • C) Most
  • D) Every

3. What kind of fields did we walk in?

  • A) Silver
  • B) Gold
  • C) Nickel
  • D) Adamantium

4. Does Roxanne have to put on that dress tonight?

  • A) Yes
  • B) No
  • C) Unclear
  • D) Put on that dress tonight! (Roxanne!) Put on that dress tonight! (Roxanne!)

2 Responses to “I think I signed up for the wrong test”

  1. wrather on #

    This is pre-9/11 humor.

     
  2. stokes on #

    New York City Cops, New York City Cops, New York City Cops: they ain’t too sma-aart…