New York City Police Examination
1. Which of the following will I NOT be watching you during?
- A) Every breath you take
- B) Every move you make
- C) Every lawn you rake
- D) Every step you take
2. How many little things she does are magic?
- A) None
- B) Some
- C) Most
- D) Every
3. What kind of fields did we walk in?
- A) Silver
- B) Gold
- C) Nickel
- D) Adamantium
4. Does Roxanne have to put on that dress tonight?
- A) Yes
- B) No
- C) Unclear
- D) Put on that dress tonight! (Roxanne!) Put on that dress tonight! (Roxanne!)
This is pre-9/11 humor.
New York City Cops, New York City Cops, New York City Cops: they ain’t too sma-aart…