Belinkie
Chick flick that men can tolerate.
Wait, there were non-Americans in WWII?
Prepare for the original Gossip Girl.
It won some BAFTAs! Be impressed!
There’s a long tracking shot. Oooooh.
Keira Knightley really has no breasts.
Fenzel
Fancy outfits, child rape and war!
Why nobody listens to teenage girls.
Men, explain Dunkirk to your dates.
More Vin Diesel and robots, please.
Bad things happen to beautiful people.
Sheely
Didn’t like English Patient? Skip this.
Stokes
Women: Can’t live with them. Period.
Same twist ending as sixth sense.
Wrather
Jealousy sucks. Oh, right, war too.