Analyzing the 2013 Oscar Acceptance Speeches
Subjecting Oscar acceptance speeches to a level of scrutiny they definitely don’t deserve.
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Words on Overthinking It
Analyzing the 2012 Oscar Acceptance Speeches
Subjecting Oscar acceptance speeches to a level of scrutiny they definitely don’t deserve.
Analyzing the 2011 Oscar Acceptance Speeches
Oscar winners thanked their wives and the Academy. God, not so much.
Analyzing the 2010 Oscar Acceptance Speeches
Oscar winners used 1,934 words in 24 acceptance speeches. Some of them actually made sense.
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Things With Bad Names: The Sperm Whale
The sperm whale? Oh ha ha, real mature everybody. What are we, like twelve? Honestly, this has got to stop. And in case you thought that maybe “sperm,” in this case, had some sort of esoteric, alternate meaning, no, it … Continued
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