Apocalypse on Overthinking It

Introducing Zombie Insurance

Scurvy might get you, but the living dead never will.

We should all just dress up like cute dogs. THEN we’d survive.

Mlawski asks herself, “Do I really want to watch a show about how much humans deserve to die?”

Don’t just stand there, bust a move.

Who’s the real monster here?

Because they can’t terminate love. Or power chords.