We need to stop the intrusion of time travelers across our borders. When the future sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people who have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing crime. They steal clothes from department stores. They shoot up our night clubs. They smash up our factories. They impregnate our women! And some, I assume, are good people! But I speak to the LAPD, I check our advanced cybernetic artificial intelligence, and they tell us what we’re getting. We have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. It’s got to stop, and it’s got to stop fast.

We need to build a wall across the time portal, and we’re going to make the future pay for it! Make time travel great again!