Overthinking Politics

Make The Life of Pablo Great Again

Kanye West is a terrific rap artist. Great guy. Classy producer. Yuge beats. But he won’t stop messing with his latest album, The Life of Pablo. He keeps uploading new versions of these tracks to Tidal like some loser. That’s pathetic. I’m … Continued

Keep Citizen Kane Great

Citizen Kane is a terrific movie. Just terrific. It’s the best movie. Ok? I have great people, the American Film Institute, the best people. You all know it’s the best movie, They’re telling me it’s the best movie. We are … Continued

Make Kimmy Schmidt Great Again

Our Kimmy is in trouble, okay? Kimmy Schmidt, they’re telling me, they’re telling me it’s a miracle, they’re telling me they’re alive, dammit. And I don’t know about that. We’re getting killed, okay? We can’t beat ISIS. You look out … Continued

Make The Muppets Great Again

The Muppets USED to be one of the finest, classiest shows on television.  The best, really.  And I can tell you, the Muppets are some of my biggest fans.  It’s really a tragedy what’s been happening with them lately.  Sad! What we … Continued

Make Time Travel Great Again

We need to stop the intrusion of time travelers across our borders. When the future sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people who have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re … Continued

Make Deadpool Great Again

People have been talking a lot about this Deadpool guy. I get it. He’s a lot like me. Aggressive businessman. Speaks his mind. Hideous skin. But why is he always talking to the camera? You’re in a movie, idiot. Pretend … Continued