Shechner lists himself as the “youngest living scion” of his family on the bio page. Now that this is no longer true, I am boycotting the bio page until it is corrected to reflect Frodo, his son and heir.
I’m a scientist, Pete. Once we have (A) sequencing data back, confirming that Frodo’s a Shechner, and (B) a full-body Tachyon scan to confirm that he’s not a time-traveler, I’ll change it.
Or, I’ll change it, like, now. Kid looks a lot like me. Maybe too much like me.
Excellent! Boycott lifted — I can cruise the glory that is the bio page once more.
