Were you aware that the logging industry put out an elaborately illustrated rebuttal to Dr. Seuss’ beloved anti-onceler screed “The Lorax,” called “The Truax”? Guardbark, the book’s environmentalist strawman is given to statements like “I WON’T take a seat, or LISTEN, or LOOK.” It’s nice to see that they’ve brought some civility and balance back into the discourse.

Anyway, you can download the whole thing for free here. I would tend to agree with the one-sided agitprop than with the one-sided industry whitewash, but I will say that it’s ironic that you have to buy a paper copy of The Lorax, but you can look at The Truax on your computer screen.

That is actual irony, right? It’s so hard to tell these days…