Articles in the technology Category

Family Guy and Windows 7: Double Fail

posted by lee on Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 at 7:57am

The “Family Guy” Windows 7 promo episode has undergone a strange journey. First, on October 13th, Fox announced that they were going to devote an entire “Family Guy”/Seth McFarlane variety show to promoting Windows 7 and released this underwhelming promo clip (which was actually just a redub of a previous episode):

The reaction from the idiot savants on the internet was almost universally negative. Then came the October 16th debut of the “Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show.” According to media reports, it wasn’t until the airing of this episode that someone at Microsoft realized that their new flagship product was going to share air time with fart jokes and racial stereotypes and subsequently pulled the plug on the special episode. “Not a fit with the Windows brand” was the official line from corporate.

There’s so much fail going on here, but neither should have been particularly surprising. Both “Family Guy” and Microsoft’s respective fails were in fact years in the making.

“I Am T-Pain” Analysis…in Auto-tune

posted by lee on Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at 6:55am

The new iPhone app, “I Am T-Pain,” allows wanna-be T-Pains and Kanyes to apply a heavy Auto-tune effect to their voice and sing along to a backing track. I was about to write an analysis of this curious new form of music making when I thought, why not just sing it Auto-Tune style using the app?

Shawwwty!

Lyrics after the jump. Shawwwty!

New (Fake) Facebook Features

posted by Matthew Belinkie on Thursday, August 13th, 2009 at 11:45am

INT. FACEBOOK OFFICE

A 12-year-old boy sits behind a desk.

BOY: Hi there. I’m Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. I wanted to tell you about some of the exciting new features we’ll be rolling out in the coming months. You guys have enjoyed the “Poke” since the beginning. In 2007, we added the Super Poke. But for those times you really want to get somebody’s attention, we’re introducing the Ultra Poke.

X-Ray gun?  Yes.  Pants?  Not bloody likely.

X-Ray gun? Yes. Pants? Not bloody likely.

Greetings, Earth-People:

Against the advice of some, and as many of you may know, I gladly (if not always ably) serve as the Overthinking It staff scientist™.  It’s an odd amalgam of roles, requiring mostly that I be at-the-ready if one of my fellow overthinkers needs a formula derived, has questions about standard units of measurement, or if something they took a pill for keeps on doing its thing for more time than they wanted/expected it to.

(I’m talking about erections, there.)

(…well, mosly.)

On rare occasion, though, I also get the chance to directly OverThink an aspect of Science in the popular culture.  The last time I did this for any serious length, actually, one of you responded to it by trying to debunk Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity.

We in the Scientific community hope you get the help you so desperately deserve, Joe Nahhas, anonymous OTI reader.*

Still, if nothing else this may serve as some general indicator of a demand for sciency-type-stuff on our humble website.  Now, said sciencey-goop finds its way into our popular milieu through more venues than that most obvious route of Science Fiction.  As has been beautifully enumerated elsewhere, action movies are particularly adept at taking the kinds of “liberties” with Physics (both stunt- and plot-based) that can only be considered awe-inspiring.  But beyond that, arguably any cultural element for which characters, say, depend on some trendy (if not fictional) electronic devices, or suffer from/receive medical care for a fictional (if not trendy) ailment, evokes the Specter of Science in that work.  Not to mention those pop culture artifacts that, though not ostensibly about science, per se, feature a character who’s a scientist…

Nutty_Professor_Poster

This isn't helping things... for anyone.

The thing is, I have my favorite examples of where Pop Culture gets it right, (and wrong), but listening to me gripe about it isn’t much fun, is it?  It’s time to crowd-source it.

SO, dear OTI readers, I’d like you to chime in on a semi-regular piece I’ll write called “Ask A Scientist.”  I’d title it something more creative, but it takes enough self-restraint for me not publish these posts with an abstract and Materials/Methods section.  We’ll worry about the nuances of “clever titles,” “word order,” and “not using swear words to describe other peoples’ work in print” later.

Let’s get the ball rolling.  Got something you’ve seen on TV, in a movie that makes you think, “Is that really how that would work?”  or, “there’s no way a platypus could survive that!” or “can you really tell if it’s human DNA just by looking at a cartoon of it?”**  Sound off in the comments.  Or, you can always send me an email at mlawski@childfriendfinder.com shechner at overthinkingit dot com with your questions/observations regarding science in the popular media.

The lucky ones will get their questions addressed in an OverThought and moderately comic way, by me: Dave Shechner, professional scientist™.  Unlucky ones will be publicly harangued by me: Dave Shechner, semi-professional harague-ist (RM; patent-pending).

Extremely lucky ones will get a T-shirt bearing the likeness of Mr. Peter Fenzel.

And of course, members of the OTI writing staff, or its parent corporation are eligible to enter, and are encouraged to do so.

Nanoo nanoo.

* It was Joe Nahhas.
** Don’t get me started.  Seriously.

Wolfenstein 3D and the iPhone: The Odd Couple

posted by lee on Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 at 9:38am

So imagine you’re sitting next to someone on the train who’s playing a game on his iPhone. You can’t help but glance out of the corner of your eye, and you’re a bit shocked to see swastikas, copious amounts of blood, dead bodies, dog killing, and…Mecha Adolf Hitler??

iphone-wolfenstein

Whoa..is this OK to play in public?

Granted, this isn’t the first time a violent video game with possibly objectionable content has been made available for a portable video game system–game makers have been delivering this content ever since portable systems got sophisticated enough to render red pixelated blood. But there’s something special about this unholy combination of Wolfenstein 3D and the iPhone.

BTTF WeekPresumably in 1985, the line quoted in this post’s title was hee-larious.  But while most of Back to the Future holds up remarkably well, this particular joke has become nonsensical.  For a generation of pop culture junkies, a DeLorean has been naught BUT a time machine.

The BTTF DeLoreanEven then, the DeLorean looked more like a time machine than like a car.  And like the Flux-Capacitor, it is the product of one man’s crackpot invention.  The story of the DeLorean Motor Coorporation is a tale of hubris and excess, of human frailty and vaunting ambition, of police entrapment and suitcases full of cocaine.  In some ways, it’s just as compelling as Back to the Future, which is probably why it’s currently under development by a company called “Stainless Steel Productions.” Preemptive spoilers for the unmade film, after the jump.

Santa’s Gone… Hipster?

posted by lee on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 at 8:32am

The struggling cellphone/PDA maker Palm has a new ad campaign for this holiday season: “Santa’s Gone Centro“:

Notice how Santa’s changed:

  • Close cropped facial hair
  • Skinny
  • Aviator sunglasses
  • Knows how to DJ
  • Walks around town with an unconventional pet
  • Pasty white complexion (okay, I guess that part hasn’t really changed)

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Santa’s gone hipster. Looks like Palm didn’t get the message that Hipsterism is dead.

Still, I do give credit to Palm in that a Centro is a fine phone choice for a hipster who cares about irony in his choice of gadgets. If a hipster’s goal is to ironically appreciate things that mainstream society finds little worth in (the aforementioned Thundercats t-shirts from the thrift store, trucker hats, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer), then s/he would do well with a Centro. It runs on the hopelessly dated Palm OS platform, it lacks Wi-Fi, and worst of all, the touch screen requires a stylus to navigate. Remember the stylus? Didn’t think so.

So kudos to Palm for cornering the market that ironically appreciates mediocre smartphone hardware. But what I really want to know is, what kind of gifts does Hipster Santa (excuse me, “Claüs,” with an umlaut) give to the good little hipster boys and girls for Christmas?

Carousel image blatantly ripped off from Busted Tees. There’s a link. Merry X-Mas.

Fun With Basic

posted by Matthew Belinkie on Sunday, November 30th, 2008 at 12:44pm
10   PRINT “Do you have a problem? (Y or N)”

20   INPUT $A

30   IF $A = “N” GOTO 120

40   PRINT “Can someone else help? (Y or N)”

50   INPUT $B

60   IF $B = “Y” GOTO 120

70   PRINT “Can you find them? (Y or N)”

80   INPUT $C

90   IF $C = “N” GOTO 120

100 PRINT “Maybe you can hire… the A-Team.”

110 GOTO 130

120 PRINT “You cannot hire the A-Team.”

130 END

Convicted felon Ted Stevens has lost his re-election bid for the Alaska Senate seat which he held for the last, oh, eleventy-hundred years. While in the Senate, Stevens gained notoriety for bringing home epic quantities of pork barrel projects, being convicted of a felony, and, how could we forget, comparing the Internet to a series of tubes during a debate on Net Neutrality legislation:

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck. It’s a series of tubes. And if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

But now that Alaskans have routed him from office by a whopping 3,724 vote margin, we must now deal with the aftermath of his absence from the Senate.

The Internet is no longer a series of tubes.

Just as Alaska has moved on and found another Senator, we, too must move on and find another ridiculously inaccurate characterization for the Internet. Help me out after the jump:

We’re Back

posted by Matthew Wrather on Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 at 12:20pm

At about 1100 EST (1600 GMT) yesterday, our web hosting company, A2 Hosting, suspended our web hosting account. They were responding to a huge spike in traffic due to a link from the IMDb homepage that brought our web server to a grinding halt. About 24 hours ago, I was told that the site was being moved to another server and would be back online in a matter of minutes.

What should have been a routine procedure fell victim to some unforeseen errors beyond my control, and I wasn’t kept in the loop. An outage that should have lasted minutes stretched into hours; hours stretched into a day. As of this morning, we’re back online.

I am certainly disappointed that we missed out on the surge in traffic, and consequently the opportunity to bring the Overthinking™ that you know and love to a new audience. I feel let down by A2, whose tech support was not really helpful yesterday — though this morning when a very, very nice server engineer named Jeremy fixed the problem in less than 5 minutes. (A2, if you’re reading this, give Jeremy a rasie.)

But I’m more concerned with you, our regular visitors and subscribers. We are extremely grateful to have you here; we enjoy reading and responding to your comments immoderately; we are thrilled when you recommend the site to friends. As the site’s webmaster, I apologize personally to you for the interruption of service. We’re taking steps to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

But you don’t have to take my word for it:

–Matthew Wrather