An Athenian Philosopher Stops a Slave on the Street… What Happens Next Will AMAZE You

You won’t believe what happens when an annoying old man asks questions incessantly.

Socrates: It will be no easy matter, but I will try to please you to the utmost of my power. Suppose that you call one of your numerous attendants, that I may demonstrate on him.

Meno: Certainly. Come hither, boy.

Socrates: He is Greek, and speaks Greek, does he not?

Meno: Yes, indeed; he was born in the house.

Socrates: Attend now to the questions which I ask him, and observe whether he learns of me or only remembers.

Meno: I will.

Socrates: Tell me, boy, do you know that a figure like this is a square?

Boy: I do.

Socrates: And you know that a square figure has these four lines equal?

Boy: Certainly.

Socrates: And these lines which I have drawn through the middle of the square are also equal?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: A square may be of any size?

Boy: Certainly.

Socrates: And if one side of the figure be of two feet, and the other side be of two feet, how much will the whole be? Let me explain: if in one direction the space was of two feet, and in other direction of one foot, the whole would be of two feet taken once?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: But since this side is also of two feet, there are twice two feet?

Boy: There are.

Socrates: Then the square is of twice two feet?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: And how many are twice two feet? count and tell me.

Boy: Four, Socrates.

Socrates: And might there not be another square twice as large as this, and having like this the lines equal?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: And of how many feet will that be?

Boy: Of eight feet.

Socrates: And now try and tell me the length of the line which forms the side of that double square: this is two feet-what will that be?

Boy: Clearly, Socrates, it will be double.

Socrates: Do you observe, Meno, that I am not teaching the boy anything, but only asking him questions; and now he fancies that he knows how long a line is necessary in order to produce a figure of eight square feet; does he not?

Meno: Yes.

Socrates: And does he really know?

Meno: Certainly not.

Socrates: He only guesses that because the square is double, the line is double.

Meno: True.

Socrates: Observe him while he recalls the steps in regular order. (To the Boy.) Tell me, boy, do you assert that a double space comes from a double line? Remember that I am not speaking of an oblong, but of a figure equal every way, and twice the size of this-that is to say of eight feet; and I want to know whether you still say that a double square comes from double line?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: But does not this line become doubled if we add another such line here?

Boy: Certainly.

Socrates: And four such lines will make a space containing eight feet?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: Let us describe such a figure: Would you not say that this is the figure of eight feet?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: And are there not these four divisions in the figure, each of which is equal to the figure of four feet?

Boy: True.

Socrates: And is not that four times four?

Boy: Certainly.

Socrates: And four times is not double?

Boy: No, indeed.

Socrates: But how much?

Boy: Four times as much.

Socrates: Therefore the double line, boy, has given a space, not twice, but four times as much.

Boy: True.

Socrates: Four times four are sixteen-are they not?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: What line would give you a space of right feet, as this gives one of sixteen feet;-do you see?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: And the space of four feet is made from this half line?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: Good; and is not a space of eight feet twice the size of this, and half the size of the other?

Boy: Certainly.

Socrates: Such a space, then, will be made out of a line greater than this one, and less than that one?

Boy: Yes; I think so.

Socrates: Very good; I like to hear you say what you think. And now tell me, is not this a line of two feet and that of four?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: Then the line which forms the side of eight feet ought to be more than this line of two feet, and less than the other of four feet?

Boy: It ought.

Socrates: Try and see if you can tell me how much it will be.

Boy: Three feet.

Socrates: Then if we add a half to this line of two, that will be the line of three. Here are two and there is one; and on the other side, here are two also and there is one: and that makes the figure of which you speak?

Boy: Yes.

Socrates: But if there are three feet this way and three feet that way, the whole space will be three times three feet?

Boy: That is evident.

Socrates: And how much are three times three feet?

Boy: Nine.

Socrates: And how much is the double of four?

Boy: Eight.

Socrates: Then the figure of eight is not made out of a of three?

Boy: No.

Socrates: But from what line?-tell me exactly; and if you would rather not reckon, try and show me the line.

Boy: Indeed, Socrates, I do not know.

Socrates: Do you see, Meno, what advances he has made in his power of recollection? He did not know at first, and he does not know now, what is the side of a figure of eight feet: but then he thought that he knew, and answered confidently as if he knew, and had no difficulty; now he has a difficulty, and neither knows nor fancies that he knows.

4 Comments on “An Athenian Philosopher Stops a Slave on the Street… What Happens Next Will AMAZE You”

  1. A concerned citizen #

    THIS ARTICLE IS OFFENSIVE TO MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS I AM AN HONEST GODSFEARING PYTHAGOREAN AND I FIND THE MENTION OF A NUMBER SUCH THAT IT MULTIPLIED BY ITSELF WILL YIELD EIGHT EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE ESPECIALLY IN A CONTEXT WHERE CHILDREN MIGHT READ ABOUT IT
    SUCH A NUMBER CAN BE SHOWN NOT TO BE A WHOLE NUMBER OR EVEN A FRACTION OF WHOLE NUMBERS AND IS THEREFORE AN ABOMINATION TO THE VERY FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLES OF THE UNIVERSE
    SUCH A NUMBER SIMPLY HAS NO PLACE IN MATHEMATICS OR ANYWHERE ELSE AND ARE MERELY USED BY THE ATHENIAN LIBERAL CULTURAL ELITE IN THEIR DESTRUCTIVE WAR AGAINST THE TRADITIONAL DEFINITION OF NUMBERS
    I DEMAND THAT THIS SOCRATES FELLOW IS PUT ON TRIAL AND JUDGED HARSHLY FOR FEEDING THIS AMORAL NONSENSE TO OUR CHILDREN

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    • Amanda M #

      Hear hear!

      *pickets*
      GOD HATES SCALAWAGS!

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    • An Inside Joke #

      Typical Pythagorean nonsense. Rational people proved non-Euclidean mathematics explains away any need to waste your time on Pythagoras’s make-believe (Yeah, I said it.) Wake up, Sheeple!

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      • Stokes OTI Staff #

        Triangles: how the f___ do they work?

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