1. Grace Kelly
Long considered the epitome of style and elegance, Grace Kelly is without a doubt the most eminently boffable Hitchcock blonde. After lighting up the screen in To Catch a Thief, Rear Window and Dial M for Murder, Grace Kelly married the Prince of Monaco. If I had my own country, I’d change the laws so I could marry a dozen women at once, then I’d marry Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, Katy Perry and Brooklyn Decker. Then I’d make it illegal for them to wear clothes. Sorry, ladies – like my boy Jeremy B. said, the law is the expression of the general will!