[Note: spoilers will abound.]
Do not do a Google Image Search for "Vibranium." The results aren't pornographic or anything - just really, really dorky.
Hey, I’m not trying to hate. I had a fun time at that movie. It ain’t broke (it is in fact quite flush with cash), so why mess with it? And yet, as you already know if you’ve listened to our podcast (or if you saw the movie), there were some story issues. It seems to have two plots going on at once. On the one hand, there’s the “Holy crow, my power armor is slowly killing me!” plot, on the other, there’s the “Holy cats, Mickey Rourke is killing me a good deal quicker!” plot. These don’t really connect in any meaningful way, and neither one of them is tied up very convincingly. The poisoned armor plot gets a deus ex machina, with Nick Fury and Tony Stark the Elder hiding the chemical formula for Vibranium in a forty-year old architectural model (a Da Vinci Code solution to an Iron Man problem), and the Mickey Rourke plot ends with Tony Stark learning the power of friendship or some such malarkey. Honestly, it’s probably not even that: they just fight until the movie’s pretty much over, and then the bad guy blows up. Still, I’m sure that some writer thought it was important that Tony not be able to defeat Whiplash without giving his new pal War Machine a superpowered high five.
Or at least that’s how the plot works – putting it charitably – in the version of the film that we saw. But I am almost sure that that’s not how the plot worked in the first draft of the script. In fact, I am willing to bet you my entire share of this year’s profits from Overthinking It that before the script got focus-grouped to death, the two plots did connect, and as a result the ending felt a lot less tacked on.
How do I know? Because I’ve seen it before. Iron Man 2 is a corrupted version of a very ancient story, that’s been told in one form or another for something like a thousand years. And although this story is almost unrecognizable in the version of the movie made it to the theaters, you can still see traces left behind from an earlier draft. So let’s put on our private eye hats, and do that trick where you take a pencil and lightly shade in the blank sheet of paper left on the top of the memo pad, so you can see the impression left by whatever was written on top of that. Of course, this kind of speculation always runs the risk of being completely off-base: there’s a chance that I’m wrong, that we’ll just wind up uncovering a picture of a giant erection, like Jeff Bridges did in The Big Lebowski. But if I’m right, we will end up with…
Awesome!
Arc reactor technology was created by Tony Stark’s father and Ivan Vanko, working together.
Anton Vanko. Ivan is the son, the Mickey Rourke character.
Well I’m convinced that in the original draft of the script they switched the names!
Seriously, though, good catch Dez. I had trouble thinking of him as anything other than Mickey Rourke… should have double checked.
“America may not be ready is demonstrably not ready for a big-budget action movie where the main character’s father really does turn out to be an irredeemable asshole.”
Like the Empire Strikes Back? Good essay up until that point.
Though I got the impression from other reviews that the plot of Iron Man 2 was just something cobbled together to let Downey due his schtick and to show some fights. If this is true, maybe it should be that complicated.
Bravo! Bravo!
Rock solid post of OTI
Focus on the word “irredeemable,” there, and think about what happens in Jedi. ;-)
Even before he goes back to the good side, Vader has style. There’s a difference between being evil and being a jerk. Evil is more palatable.
“And sure, if you want to, have Vanko go back to being bad at the end”
…by indicating that he actually only helps Stark to get him to lower his guard, and perhaps for the pleasure of being the one to kill Stark himself. If he also secretly sells the tech to Hammer, this reopens the opportunity for Stark to need the Grail Knights- in this case, War Machine, Nick Fury, and SHIELD.
This adds another layer to the imagery, too. Where as Tony Stark’s father is a “so-and-so” and the son brings redemption, Vanko’s father was betrayed while his son becomes the betrayer. Might even soften the light-on-terrorism angle.
Man, between mlawski’s new version of Episode I and your version of this, I think we seriously need a film or TV series with the OTI team as writers.
@Norman: Although I’d love to accept the compliment, the new version of Episode I was written by Mr. Perich. See?
http://www.overthinkingit.com/2010/03/22/star-wars-episode-i-reimagined/
You know what? I’m going to accept the compliment anyway. Thanks, Norman! :)
solid post. great work.
Bravo. Really great work.
Of course, I’m a sucker for any post that links to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286716/, but in this one, it was icing on the cake.
As for the Empire Strikes Back angle, I’d say that, to an American sensibility (and skipping that not only is Darth Vader redeemable, but he doesn’t really do much onscreen in Star Wars or Empire that is particularly evil in a treacherous or repulsive sort of way – if you only count what he does onscreen, he’s the most principled and admirable of the villains in the movies), “irredeemable asshole turns out to be the protagonist’s father” is a very different animal than “protagonist’s father turns out to be an irredeemable asshole.”
The former requires that the father abandon his children and cast aside his role at some point, which makes him a deadbeat dad, and somebody most Americans are pretty comfortable villainizing.
The latter is the problem, because it suggests Americans consider the two great Marks of Cain on our own civilization — Native American genocide and African American slavery.
How many Americans have you heard say, “Well, MY family didn’t own slaves.” I’ve heard a lot of them. We definitely are defensive and sensitive to the ancestral sins of our country, and we’re uncomfortable taking responsibility for even descending from those people – either by blood or in terms of property and legacy.
Americans are uncomfortable villainizing fathers who care about their sons and perform the duties of being fathers to a reasonable degree — who stay fathers and want to be fathers — but who are still funamentally wrong or sinful in some unforgiveable way. We like to think if we perform our own familial duties, it washes us clean of our collective wrongdoing. I am a good father, therefore it doesn’t matter that most of my possessions were made in factories in dictatorships where pregnant women pulled 14-hour shifts with no breaks for less than a dollar an hour.
Take Wall Street, for example:
Gordon Gecko doesn’t have any children, and his “wife” character in _Wall Street_ is a vixen whom he knows full well is sleeping with his prospective adoptive son – and he’s okay with it, because he’s perverse and a bad person. Charlie Sheen has a real father, who is a good person but not rich, but he aspires to what Gecko has, and thinks about what it would be like to be Gecko’s sort-of-adopted-son before rejecting it on grounds of conscience.
Think about what it would be if Charlie Sheen found out at the _end_ of this movie that Gordon Gecko was his biological father and Daryl Hannah was his stepmom. The ending seems pretty obvious, “Wow, that’s creepy and awful and gross. Well, Martin Sheen, you’re the guy who always loved me and took care of me and was morally upright. Clearly you’re my _real_ dad, and even if I came from him, I’m really you’re son.”
As in, “Time for me to write all this evil out of my personal and family history by disavowing it.”
Now think about what it would be like if Martin Sheen weren’t in _Wall Street_, and Charlie Sheen knew full well the whole time that Gordon Gecko was his father. That Charlie Sheen knew he was sleeping with his father’s girlfriend, and that his father was okay with it — and that Charlie Sheen genuinely admired and sought to be like his father only to decide later on to help the airline because of his own conscience (rather than an alternative father). It becomes very hard for Charlie Sheen to appear sympathetic to an American audience. I mean, nobody would _ban_ the movie, but it probably wouldn’t be very successful.
By the way, we make a big deal in American society about how certain sorts of female archetypes must be childless, and others must be mothers, but we don’t reflect on this same phenomenon in male characters very often. We’re very uncomfortable with certain sorts of fictional characters being fathers (thus the check-swing on Stark Sr.’s past sins). We’re also very uncomfortable with certain sorts of male characters not wanting to fall in love and get married (thus the whole thing with Gwyneth Paltrow). It’s more about the individual will as a threat to the social order than about one sex diametrically opposing the other. Individual will is subverted and made minor on both ends, at least in fiction.
Thinking about Iron Man again for a second, it would have been cool if Vanko had gotten to turn out to be a good guy before dying in a climactic fight scene. Of course, Jim Rhodes needs to be War Machine, but the movie would probably be better, barring the crime against the Iron Man franchise for a moment, if Vanko were War Machine — if he ended up not wanting to help Hammer after all and took the power armor he stole from Stark for himself, to help Iron Man in the final battle. It would feel a little more Gilgamesh + Enkidu against Humbaba — the King of the World and the Wild Man teaming up against the monster.
But I like your rewrite better :-)
Personally, I think that Samuel L. Jackson was bullshitting Tony: “You father got Anton — who may or may not have been the man you were named after, which suggests that he and your dad had once been BFFs — deported because he wanted to make money, which your father was totally doing with every other form of technology he developed, never mind the fact that even if Anton went off by himself and made the arc reactor for profit your dad totally could have given it out for free as co-inventor.”
It’s enough bait for sick, hungover Tony Stark, who wants to think of his dad as A Good Guy, to dig through Papa Stark’s belongings and find the key to vibratium. But it’s not a stable enough explanation to last. Dare we hope for a confrontation with Fury when Tony asks him what really happened?
As for the “palladium in the chest… painful way to die” quote–do we know what Anton Vanko died of? Maybe heavy metal poisoning?
I was really, really convinced that Stark and Vanko were going to team up, and Stark would need Vanko to fix the polonium poisoning
as for the ‘my father was an asshole!’ plot, Harry Potter did it pretty well
i think the main problem with this film was a sag in the middle… needed a big action scene or something. Whiplash was too sympathetic and Sam Rockwell was too ineffectual
the politics of the movie gave me a headache though
This was rad as hell. :)
This is tremendous work, Stokes. I enjoyed the movie a great deal, but after reading your dead-on analysis, I think I enjoy it less. YOUR movie would have been better.
I don’t really have much to add to this, I’m not smart enough or eloquent enough to add to what’s already been said. I’ll just say that I thought this was a great essay and…that I’m extremely thankful for OI. This site and the great essays therein make the long and lonely days manning the phones and holding down the floor at a quiet funeral chapel much easier to bear.
Far better than anything I could possibly have come up with.
I did immediately find it ironic that Fury was judging Anton as greedy while in those surroundings, as well as find what he was saying almost painfully convenient. I think that scene was the most painful in the movie, actually.
Also, do you think America’s inability to deal with asshole dads is why this was made, to save the character after the first attempt failed (since there *is* no father for the protagonist here)?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/
And this one also has the extra, connecting it to this one
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371746/
Do you think that just as it seems to me that Favreau is aware of the opulence – that we’re supposed to find Stark humourous, but more in the laugh-at than laugh-with way – and thus in the same way, the parts of the plot that have been executive-meddled have this sense of irony about them (e.g. when War Machine asks ‘is this really your plan?’, he is asking it for all of us – is it as easy as the power of friendship?).
(I only watched this last night, and only say the first on Tuesday)
Brilliant article, stokes. One of the best OTI posts I’ve ever read! I really enjoyed the movie and wasn’t too analytical while watching, but I did notice the plot seemed pretty muddled some how and you’ve just highlighted all the problems it had. Oh how I wish they’d make a new one using your plot, it could be the most amazing film.
Thanks for all the kind words on this article, everyone!
@Maureen – There is something really weird about the way the scene is written and delivered, and the “Nick Fury was lying” angle would explain that. And it would be a nice setup for the third movie, too… if they hadn’t already killed Whiplash off and fixed the reactor. As it is, I’m more inclined to think that the character believed what he was saying. Now as for whether Samuel Jackson believed it, that’s another matter (see below).
@Brimstone – Harry Potter is an interesting case. You’re right that most of the stuff we SEE the father do is pretty jerkish, but we’re also constantly told what a wonderful guy he turned out to be. Plus Harry’s real father figure in the story is Dumbledore anyway, no?
@Iver – Thanks for reading! So, a funeral chapel – can you tell me how true to life Six Feet Under’s depiction of the mortuary business was? Or is that something separate?
@Gab – I’m still… puzzled, I guess, by the existence of the Ed Norton Hulk. The explanation is probably that they wanted a Hulk franchise that they could tie in with the ongoing Avengers project, but that doesn’t seem like a great reason to fund a major Hollywood action picture.
@Tim Swann – The idea that Favreau might have made the scene purposefully “bad” for satire’s sake did occur to me. Both Iron Man movies have had a bunch of weird little subversive gestures – this could be one of them. I also think Samuel Jackson’s reading of the line was a lot less emphatic than was warrented – especially when you consider the kind of line reading he is most known for.