Comments on: 5 Reasons Avatar Will Suck

By: JAS none

JAS none — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:12:44 +0000

This is a fail. I disagree with almost every point. The one I disagree with the most… “Cats with human boobs suck” Why? Because boobs make anything better.

By: Kopakka el Incrópito

Kopakka el Incrópito — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:47:54 +0000

AND YES THE VISUALS WERE AWESOME, COOL. IT’LL PROBABLY WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR FX, OR HOWEVER THEY ARE CALLED TODAY. I’M PRETTY SURE IT WILL.

By: Kopakka el Incrópito

Kopakka el Incrópito — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:25:35 +0000

I’M VERY IMPRESSED AT AVATAR.
i AM PRETTY CERTAIN I HAVEN’T SEEN A MOVIE SUCK SO BAD AND SO THOROUGHLY IN SO MANY LEVELS IN A VERY LONG TIME. (I MEAN, THIS IS “PHANTOM MENACE BAD”, AND WITHOUT THE SENSE OF HUMOUR)
BUT THEN AGAIN I’VE BEEN TAKING A LOOK AT CAMERON’S ENTIRE DIRECTING CAREER, MAYBE IT’S JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA. BUT ALMOST EVERYTHING SUCKS BIG TIME.
ALSO VERY INTERESTING TO SEE HAW ACCURATE FENZEL’S PREDICTIONS WERE, THAT KINDA MADE ME HAPPY IN A SORT OF EVIL WAY.
THE IDEA OF SEQUELS GIVES ME THE CREEPS, BY THE WAY.
I’D LOVE TO SAY MORE BUT I CANNOT DO W/OUT SPOILERS, AND IT WAS BOUND TO GET A LI’L POLITICAL, SO THAT WOULD MAKE ME EVEN MORE OF A UNBEARABLE READING.

AND TO THINK WHEN THE MOVIE ENDED THERE WAS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE IH THE THEATRE (BECAUSE IT WAS FINALLY OVER, PERHAPS?), BOY THAT WAS REALLY CREEPY.

I WANTED TO HAVE A “RORSCHACH MOMENT” BUT BOREDOM KEPT ME FROM IT.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF THIS WAS A CHILDREN ORIENTED MOVIE OR IS IF THIS PART OF THE DISNEYFICATION OF, WELL APPARENTLY EVERYTHING.

By: fenzel

fenzel — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:33:38 +0000

Just saw the movie myself, and I stand by what I wrote. Most of what I guessed was going to be wrong with Avatar turned out to make it into the movie. Visually, it’s very impressive, but the story is weak, the acting is weak, and there are lots of conceptual and structural problems.

Watch for our special Avatar podcast on Monday to hear the full report — including at least one overthinker who disagrees with me, loved the movie, and will fight me over it!

By: Gab

Gab — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 05:02:08 +0000

I haven’t seen it yet, but crazydave, I can’t help but note how the majority of the positives you mention are aesthetic in nature and not about story or character development (and by that I don’t mean cup size), so it sounds like what Mlawski said on the Think Tank page in carnate.

By: crazydave

crazydave — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:11:29 +0000

Well, I have read your opinion and I have seen the movie and I must report most enthusiastically that the movie didn’t suck! In fact it was incredible, one of the best movies that I have ever seen. Perhaps it was the incredible panorama of breathtaking special effects that make you want to believe in the impossible. It could be the captivating and imaginative script and storyline. The action packed thrill ride that carries you awestruck from open to close could be it also. Or is it the sexy aliens that have you wishing that you could climb into a booth and go for a romp with one as one of them. In the end it is everything, including the catgirls boobs that bring to life this story and make it one of the best movies that I have ever seen.

By: Chloe ellis

Chloe ellis — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:47:12 +0000

IT DID NOT SUCK SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! ITS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THE GRAPHICS ARE SOOO GOOD, YOU ARE JSUT A LOSER FOR MAKING ASUMPTIONS!!! :@ :@

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By: Rosiepigs

Rosiepigs — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:07:18 +0000

Reason #7: Michelle Rodriguez is unwatchable. I feel bad for every halfway-talented Latina actress out there who should be getting parts given to Michelle every-line-read-wrong Rodriguez. In Fast and the Furious She was worse than Will.i.am in Wolverine, and he redefined awkward. She was bad in Resident Evil. I cheered when she died in Lost. And she’s not even hot! Please let her part in this disaster be minimal–I’d rather the ickiness of being aroused by a bluboobed cat than have to watch Michelle Rodriguez for more than 1 second at a time.