Comments on: Bad Oscar Jokes

By: Links « Stuff

Links « Stuff — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:51:54 +0000

[...] Bad Oscar Jokes. A member of the Academy walks into a bar. He starts chatting with the bartender, and the subject of who he nominated for “Best Original Song” comes up. The academy member says he really liked “Down to Earth” from “WALL-E” but couldn’t really think of anything else that was Oscar-worthy this year. Bruce Springsteen walks in and punches him in the face. [...]

By: Gab

Gab — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:40:53 +0000

I see potential for a lolcat:

“Academy kitteh had an osker nominashown 4 yu but she ated it”

By: sarielthrawn

sarielthrawn — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:58:13 +0000

Marisa Tomei.

By: JT

JT — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:34:34 +0000

Your momma is so Oscar-worthy that she was in a holocaust movie.

Your momma is so Oscar-worthy that she was in a movie that only her momma saw.

Your momma is so hot that she had to put on a fake nose and a bad wig to be Oscar-worthy.