Comments on: Help Me Make Sex Sexier

By: Davis

Davis — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:31:22 +0000

The problem with a name like “lion style” is that if you tell your girlfriend that you want to do her “lion style”, she is going to expect something amazing, only to be let down, again and again.

Those are incredibly high expetactions we’re dealing with. Too much pressure for the average working schmoe. Keep It Doggy.

By: Matthew Wrather

Matthew Wrather — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:27:01 +0000

Though that would be funny. And then you dig a hole.

By: jd

jd — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:49:24 +0000

Doggy style…its just a style…not like we have to go outside or anything.

By: Professor Coldheart

Professor Coldheart — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:06:13 +0000

Birkenstock Sex: Stoned, six-hour marathon that ends in either a sense-shattering orgasm or passing out without completion Doc Marten Sex: You have the post-coital cigarette while going at it Converse Sex: A furtive, mutual handjob in the restroom at an Ambulance LTD concert

By: casey

casey — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:44:31 +0000

UGG!!? Eww, I hope I never have ugg sex.

How about these: sling-back, platform, strappy, gladiator, bootie, peep-toe…

By: Stokes

Stokes — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:14:54 +0000

I'm enjoying the shoe metaphor: it's apt, and it's infinitely expandable. "Flip-flop." "Croc." "Ugg!"

By: Gab

Gab — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:42:16 +0000

My college mascot was The Missionaries. Our unofficial fight chant was, “Missionaries! Missionaries! We’re on top!”

By: casey

casey — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:54:10 +0000

I like to think of sex in terms of shoes: flat or stiletto. One is a bit more comfortable, one makes your ass look better and leads to more strenuous exercise.

Actually, sex is one of the things that the more you think about it, the less sexy it gets. Here’s hoping that more people are out there having sex right now and not thinking about anything at all.

By: lee

lee — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:43:37 +0000

I thought “Face Time” would be good, but then I thought of the Monty Python song “Sit on My Face,” which refers to a slightly different act than the Missionary Position.

I really hope this post doesn’t cause overthinkingit.com to be banned by my IT department here at work.

By: Matthew Belinkie

Matthew Belinkie — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:36:14 +0000

Coldheart -

You’re good. You’re really good.

- Matt