At the very least, he’s probably more solvent and less likely to be the victim of a hostile takeover.

And isn’t there a fun Australian word we can call him rather than “bugger?” Like a “dill” or a “bitzer?” The Internet tells me those are real Australian slang.

By the way, for the record, I would love a a cease and desist from Yahoo Serious, provided he signs it himself, because I’d love his autograph. When I saw it, _Reckless Kelly_ was some of the funniest shit I had ever seen. The man is a genius.