The greatest performance in the world (theoretically)

Okay, in my original Eurovision post, I dismissed the Russian entry, “Believe,” as being “too lame to embed here.” But after the song’s victory, I watched it again. And I realized that when something is lame enough, it becomes camp, … Continued

Okay, in my original Eurovision post, I dismissed the Russian entry, “Believe,” as being “too lame to embed here.” But after the song’s victory, I watched it again. And I realized that when something is lame enough, it becomes camp, and camp is very much worth embedding.

So now I invite you all to enjoy a truly silly performance, Dima Bilan (a man that Reuters describes as “lithe“) singing “Believe” — after the jump.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szqM80zmG14

A few notes for after you’re seen it:

  • Dima sings barefoot. Which is an especially bold choice when you consider that the previous act was the Bulgarian Broken Glass Jamboree.
  • The violinist is playing in the exaggerated way you depict violining in a charades situation. But not only is the guy actually playing, he’s playing a freaking Stradivarius.
  • Does anyone else feel like it is insanely stupid for that guy to be playing a Stradivarius while standing on ice, with a figure skater whizzing by him?
  • I feel a little better when Wikipedia tells me the skater is none other than three-time world champion Evgeni Plushenko. Still, if I were the insurer of that Stradivarius, I would raise the premiums.
  • Here’s a real head-scratcher. The New York Times reports that “Believe” was produced by none other than Timbaland. Small world after all.

4 Comments on “The greatest performance in the world (theoretically)”

  1. Stokes #

    The triple handraise at the end there is pretty priceless.

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  2. Mark #

    The ice skater reminds me of that guy in the Mighty Mighty Bosstones (remember “The Impression That I Get”? Didn’t think so) whose sole purpose was to dance with the band. Where do you think he is now?

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  3. Matt #

    Did the guy really need to rip his shirt open right at the end? Was that important?

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  4. accidental reader #

    It’s still too lame to ember here dudes.

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